northern monkey

derogatory nickname for a person of northern extraction, usually coined by a SAVNA or a SOUTHERN SOFTY who can't live up to the fact that the north has a better standard of person.

I've been thrashed at pool by that NORTHERN MONKEY

by 8balltiger September 18, 2003

Porch Monkey

Porch Monkey, noun

A black guy or nigger that lives in texas that sits on a chair outside or fence and complaining about the rednecks all day and usually sounding like a midget.

*porch monkey stares at redneck walking by*

Redneck walking by: errr why is this nigger staring at us

Porch monkey: hell I hate u rednecks and how u guys look ehh with your pickup trucks and playing wit guns and racist and shit *mumbles*

redneck walking by: ok...

by lolaturfacel33t November 2, 2009

sketch monkey

a homo sapien who appears to be quite sketch, regardless of age, race, or gender...

DUDE, that guy was a real SKETCH MONKEY... It' hard to believe they let him be a cop.

by Marc lastretch and magical mystery crew September 30, 2006

Ghetto Monkeys

Monkeys from the ghetto

we need to build a strong fortress agaisnt the ghetto monkeys frankly

by [-Max-] November 24, 2007

Monkey Brain

Monkey Brain ; Adjective . Used to describe people like youtuber CDawgVA

Garnt : You make litcherally no sense

Joey : That’s because Connor has a monkey brain

by YourMumLover666 May 24, 2021

monkey chick

chick that looks like a monkey

monkey chick has nice ass

by Ninjalo March 11, 2004

White Monkey

When someone takes a shit, jizzes on it... and then throws it at someone.

Armando found Martha cheating on him after a long day at work; He decided to get revenge by giving them both a White Monkey.

by G.T. Collins February 5, 2009