Michael Phelps

The biggest man-beast to ever grace the waters.

Michael Phelps is making people mad because of his ability- besides the French, he's starting to piss off the dolphins.

by Jameal October 12, 2008

Christopher Michael

A Christopher Michael (CM) is one individual who is addicted to Kelly Clarkson and makes sad jokes. This person is often loud, can occasionally make one good joke in one hundred and has various moles on his face and body.

That Christopher Michael made a sign at the Kelly Clarkson concert and Kelly Clarkson rejected his marriage proposal.

by driaxx February 26, 2009

Michael Scott

To act as Michael Scott.
to be cheesy, narcissistic, cringy, silly, and extremely obnoxious.

stop being such a Michael Scott!

by DwightIsAlmighty April 30, 2019

Michael Jordan

also known as Black Jesus

The only difference between Jesus and Michael Jordan is Mike's 6 rings

by PairofPants January 16, 2011

Michael Richards

a stellar comic who was the real star of the TV show Seinfeld. After the 1995 - 1996 season producers de-emphasized his character Cosmo Kramer and the show began its decline to Suck City. He now gives comedy gigs but recently made unfunny, racist jokes and hurled a racist epithet at a black audience member. He shit his pants and maybe destroyed his career that night, in Mel Gibson fashion. It's a shame this happened because Richards was such a trip on TV. Now he's revealed his true colors. Really sad.

Michael Richards fucked up big time that night in the Las Vegas casino. What he said was extremely stupid.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 30, 2006

Michael Maggio

An inconsiderate, hot-tempered name for someone that has the ability to live with unlovable bitterness. A name saved for the depths of hell

Wow, did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed today, or are you just Michael Maggio today?

by TryingtoWarnOthers August 23, 2011

michael blake

A sad lonley man who is always jerking off and likes other men

Hey nobody want to be Michael Blake

by Santi8637 January 7, 2015