Pocket Magic

To rub one out in school through your pocket

Bout to do some pocket magic

by NormalDude420 September 11, 2022

Magic Hippo

Hippos that can create thunderstorms with their butts. They can use their face to shatter glass and fart out rainbows.

Have you ever tried a magic hippo? They taste good. And theyre yummy pets.

Oh yeah dude. They're the bomb.com oh yeah.

Vegetarian hippy: WHY MUST YOU EAT HIPPOS! THEYRE GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENTTTTTTT

by Magic-hulahoop November 13, 2018

Magic wanding

When you, as part of answering a question or having a discussion, describe the most optimal but sometimes unlikely scenario. Typically an answer to the question “if you had a magic wand, how would you make this better”

I see tha situation you present is a challenge and it’s hard to figure out how to solve it. How about you start by magic wanding it so we know what to strive for and we’ll take it from there?

by jinthearena June 17, 2021

A Magic School Bus

A Magic School Bus is a tiny insignificant penis smaller even than a micro penis.
It's so small that any penetration goes unnoticed by the receiver...much like the MSB itself.

Oh my god I saw this guy last night such a Magic School Bus

by Stan Shelby December 2, 2023

Coombes' magic foot

Named after Nick Coombes because of his lethal finishing in PE.

Wow!!! He must have Coombes' magic foot!!!!!

by Mr Dig Bick October 26, 2012

Rich people magic

Things that get done for rich people that are taken for granted and seem like they are magically done.

People without staff can not appreciate all of the rich people magic that I enjoy!

If you are worried about daily tasks you don’t understand rich people magic.

If you have to ask the price, you aren’t rich people magic.

If you don’t get attention immediately and you don’t get pissed, you are not rich enough!

by @BigMac April 23, 2024

janet from magic school bus

wow, how did you get here?

janet from magic school bus is straight lol

by orange justice simulator October 31, 2018