Magic Johnson Cure

A problem that goes away because you have lots of money

I needed a new car but my dads a lawyer so I have a magic Johnson cure.

by FuckingWizard April 18, 2019

Magic Carpet Ride

When you pull an all-nighter at work, then take a taxi to your apartment and have them wait while you shower, and then they take you back to work.

I needed the money so bad, I pulled a magic carpet ride last week.

by frosty dog September 30, 2019

Marriott magic

Black magic you use to make girls want to fuck your brains out

Brandon: Why is she on you so much?
Xavier: WYM???
Brandon: She said she want you to plug her outlet
Pheonix: He used that Marriott magic on her👌

by Dumbrigga December 23, 2017

magic wand

magic wand is a blunt of weed.

shit shawty i got this magic wand if u wanna get high

by MAGIC WAND April 23, 2018

magic-pipe

(V) the act of railing coke off a huge penis

Tina was wanting to spice things up in the bedroom, so I taught her how to magic-pipe.

by Garytheredneck January 3, 2018

magic drop

When you take a shit and there's no shit on your toilet paper, it must have dropped magically.

Did I even shit? I guess it's a magic drop.

by exquickie January 12, 2018

magic rub

What your Mom gives you when you make a mistake.

"Hey sweetie, you keep messing up a lot. Here's a Magic Rub." - Mom

by MagicRub Lover September 17, 2017