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Live Oak Jr High Colorguard

A Group where You Sign up your daughter and the greedy coaches who are fat and have hooked noses take a shit ton of your money so your daughter along with other little shits can swing a flag around on a football field for 5 minutes a game and you don't get to see them that much and pay five thousand dollars just for the football season so the fatass coaches can eat food and drink whiskey then they also make your daughter into free child labor making them go to a fundraiser to buy shit like a trailer and a floor then they make you pay another five grand just to do winter guard where you have to go all around Louisiana and Mississippi to watch them throw flags around which requires no skill at all while they abuse your daughter by yelling at them at practice
Julie regretted using her hard-earned money to sign up her daughter for the Live Oak Jr High Colorguard, where greedy, overweight coaches with hooked noses took a massive chunk of her cash so her daughter could swing flags around for just five minutes per game, only to then demand more of Julie's money for winter guard, turning her daughter into free child labor at fundraisers, all while the coaches indulged in food and whiskey.
by SS Nate1488 December 28, 2024
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We live in an oligarchy

Who's fault is that, dipshit?
Bernie "We live in an oligarchy!"

Hym "And why is that? Is it because you're politically impotent? Is it because you serve no purpose other that to neuter everyone around you so they have to be impotent with you. You're walking up a down escalator and calling it 'progress' while everyone else stands on the ground below you. And that's how you like it. YOU being in the way. And then you take a big fat step backward and then Emma fucking cries about it like it isn't your own goddamn fault. And then you sit there and bloviate about why Trump is winning except you can't draw the right conclusion because you're fucking stupid. Trump won because they are willing to empower people who CAN ACTUALLY DO THINGS. Because it WORKS BETTER than dragging everyone down to the lowest common denominator. If everyone groups up to fight Majin Buu they lose. If everyone give Goku their energy their HE wins. If everyone give VEGETA their energy HE LOSES. You deserve to be ruled over by the mentally disabled billionaire. You piece of shit."
by Hym Iam December 30, 2024
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Real live

used to bring/call/draw attention to the existence of something, especially if it is surprising or unusual.
"a real live detective had been at the factory"
by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025
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Nonnas Living Room

Then you place a ziplock bag over your hand while in the shower with intent to masturbate . Also you are an Italian American.
It’s sucks that I had to get sticking on my finger but at least when I shower I can visit Nonnas Living Room.
by Spronk Beach July 1, 2025
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minimullist living

A step down from an actual teetotaler, this lifestyle involves imbibing as few tall frothies as is bearable.
Da King bombastically claimed to be practicing temperance, but in reality, he --- like da Duke --- was merely practicing "minimullist living", in dat he would "drink nothing stronger than sarsaparilla" when out in public, but then he'd "surreptitiously sneak a sip" when nobody was looking.
by QuacksO July 29, 2025
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Phoebe Sproule the living piece of shit

Phoebe sproule is a piece of shit who can steal your friends and manage to manipulate you, she is a disloyal cunt as she can be your longtime friend, in the Battle For Happy Meal Universe, She is actually a character known as +3;#8/

She was a very nice person until she befriended a possessive emo bitch names Ella Thompson, ew the thought of her makes me want to fucking sit my bare ass on fire, so she is a piece of shit because Ella made her become a horrible person, The first few victims were her male friends named Lucas Castle, Oscar King and Noah Upton, these three were dropped out of her friendship circle, Lucas was innocent and kind until Phoebe changed the way he acted, making him a disloyal repulsive little shit, Noah was just doing his own shit, and Oscar just didn't want to be friends anymore, fast forward to end of 2022, she suddenly tries to befriend Lucas after a boy named Shahwaiz threw a water bottle and scared her, she then became a asshole again mid-late 2023, later on they just became enemies again, and Noah and Lucas had complications until it was solved and we both just plain hates Phoebe, ending the 2024 year on a positive note, or is it.

Phoebe would then go after Holly Scott, posting her private stuff and making fun of her, which I think is fucked up because WHY? And then things just stopped, hopefully in the future Phoebe expects no spare fucking change and dies on the street due to starvation.
GD cube finally killed Phoebe Sproule the living piece of shit?! Sweet - Yellow Ball - BFHMA 15a.2
by Digi Al (ScooterWareSystems) September 8, 2025
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