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Jordan Baker

A seggsy biracial teen on the CW show All American. He's the twin brother of Olivia Baker and is portrayed by Michael Evans Behling. Did I mention he's super seggsy.
"Did you watch the new All American episode today?"
"No, what happened"
"Jordan Baker is soooo hot"
by scroogemcduckswife November 22, 2021
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Jordan is a young handsome man that gets so much pussy he drowns.
Girl:” how tf is he and why he not in my draws yet? “
Her friend:” Jordan girl go in.”
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Brownskin, tall, pretty boy who bottles up a lot of his issues and projects it outwards. He can seem cocky at first glance but when you get to know him he is pretty soft and loving.
Girl 1; Who is that tall brownskin guy with the nice smile
Girl 2; Oh that’s Jordan, go say hi !
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Jordan is a pimp, that’s all.
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He is a Somalian pirate at sea

That’s all I have to say
Jordan Hijacks ships on sea
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Jordan's, usually come in a few different shapes and sizes. They come round, they come tall, they come skinny and they also come short. And also tend to cum short literally, as they can only last an hour or so in bed. Jordan's also tend to indulge themselves in illegal activities which can vary from robbing post offices, to breaking into apartments half naked banged-out on coke. They are kind-hearted, and will do what is right. They may also appear to be somewhat ugly on the outside, but, on the inside, they're also fairly ugly. If you come across a Jordan, approach with extreme caution, as you may get robbed for your illicit items.
Passer By: Shit! Is that a Jordan?

His mate: quick, hide that flake and keep your hands in your pocket.
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Jordan is a relaxed and chilled person. Jordan’s are funny and like joking with people. They like messing with people. Jordan’s are also Assholes but in a funny way and don’t mean it. Jordans also have a good personality. Jordan’s are attractive with brownish hair and brown eyes and tall.
Her: that’s Jordan he is an asshole.

Her 2: get to know him and you would like him
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