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The Joseph Outcome

When a girl dating a guy named Joseph starts telling her friends about how well he treats her and her friends raise their standards in guys
Averie: my boyfriend cooks for me and treats me amazing, he's the best I've ever had

Sammie: my boyfriend hasn't cooked for me once and I've been with him for 3 years

Averie: he got me flowers too

Bre: I gotta raise my standards

Sammie: He's gotta step it up, maybe he could take a few lessons from him

Later on

Sammie: I'm not with my boyfriend anymore

Averie: Damn, I'm sorry

Sammie: it's ok, he wasn't that good anyways

Averie: ah, that's The Joseph Outcome
by Imdeadinsidebutstillhorny August 14, 2023
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George Joseph

He’s such a cool guy, he’s must be George Joseph
by George_Joseph October 28, 2023
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Julian Joseph

A fucking absolute psychopath. The most ruthless son of a bitch you'll ever meet. Hope you like arguing over who gets the last word. Julian Joseph is the type of friend to say he has plans already even though they guy has nothing going on. He is also the type of dude to say he has a 9 inch wiener, when we all know its pushing 3 inches. He has a tendency to watch gay porn as well. One day I walked in on him jacking off, but really he was using a monster dildo shoved 15 inches up his ass. Julian Joseph is the type of dudes to think he is the alpha male but deep down he already knows who his daddy is. I hope and pray no one has to put up with a Julian Joseph, if so good luck to you soldier. He is also the one friend in the friend group when they say ,"well fellas, we lost a good one today" Honestly, being a Julian Joseph might be the worst human being on this planet. If you see one out in the wild, RUN!!!! FUCK YOU, Julian Joseph, FUCK YOU! Although sometimes the man has a heart <3
"Have you heard of Julian Joseph?"
"Yeah, that guy. He's clinically insane"
by RyanKeith December 11, 2023
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James Joseph

An amazing, sweet, funny, kind, pretty boy. Has beautiful eyes and long curly red hair. Loves his family and is loyal to all of his friends. Doesn't have a harmful bone in his body but is completely capable of crushing skulls with his strength and willpower. Will help you with anything you need.

Also great tounge game.
Person 1: Have you met James Joseph?
Person 2: No but I've heard great things about him.
Person 1: He's the best person you'll ever meet.
by THAT_WEIRD_1 December 22, 2023
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A joseph

One who wears a "technicolour" dreamcoat, a coat of many colours depicting a rainbow
Look at him mincing round like a joseph when he got his technicolour dreamcoat
by Ramsbottom December 29, 2023
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Thomas Joseph

He is very smart and sexy his younger age not the best looking around teenage time . He will care allot about style .
He will be very rich one time and will be best friends with a person who starts with letter G . And born in November or December. He is also known as Thomas THE TRAIN
by Elon musk.official January 8, 2024
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barron joseph

hey are you barron joseph, me: ya
by barron joseph November 16, 2023
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