Island elder

(Ey-land ell-der)
Island elder is another word for a jerk/bully

Person 1: That guy is an Island elder
Person 2: Uh oh I hope he doesn’t notice us

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Island Southeast Asia

(Panay) Island Southeast Asia is defined as: PANAY ISLAND SOUTHEAST ASIA IS THE MOST LIKELY SOURCE OF THE CRAB CLAW SAIL. HINILAWOD is thousands of years old and the Maragtas is 800 years old. The Lateen sails of Arabia could not have existed without PANAY ISLAND SOUTHEAST ASIA because of the Panay-Borneo corridor that has reached Africa by 200 CE as the Mediterranean Lateen sails came into existence. THIS ALSO INCLUDES THE CHINESE JONGS OR JUNK SHIPS WHICH WERE FLUVIAL BEFORE THE KUNLUNPOS of Borneo. The Paraw of Panay Island is a strong contender for the origin of the crab claw sail, the provided documents do not list alternative contenders for the sail's origin. The documents focus on the crab claw sail's invention and development by the Austronesian peoples, its characteristics, construction, and modern uses . The crab claw sail has origins with the Austronesian people, with evidence suggesting its development by at least 2000 BCE. The paraw of Panay Island is a strong contender for the origin of this sail design .

Crab Claw Sail and the Paraw

- Invention and Design: The crab claw sail is a triangular sail with spars along the upper and lower edges, invented by the Austronesian peoples. The paraws of Iloilo, Panay, used this sail, which was essential to their design .

(Panay) Island Southeast Asia with its proven links to Borneo was the source of the famed Austronesian Crab Claw Sails.

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Rock Island Rangler

A gay-boy, especially one in charge of rangling all the “rocks” on Last Place Island.

To use one’s hands, mouth, or other means, to finesse a hard “rock-like” object into submission.

Ranglers from Broke Back Mountain travel to Rock Island for their vacation time.

Is “Rangler” even a word? My iPhone says Rock Island Rangler is not a word and shows a red line underneath Rangler, specifically. Wrangler is a word and it’s the same tight pair of bedazzled jeans the Cock Rangler wears on his daily hunt for Rock-like objects.

John: Man.. have you seen the bum that lives on last place island? Wtf is that guy doing?

Jim: Ohh fuck yeah I have!! It’s actually pretty funny to watch, but I must say… That goat fucker knows how to Rangle the fuck out of those rocks!

The cock wrangler said, “Is this queer? Is this queer?”

Last Place Island is where the Rock Ranglers live.

Where shall the Rangler get his piercing at? His tongue? Nipples? Belly button? He wanted to choose (you guessed it) his rock, but he thought it might be “queer”…? Never forget to put the question mark. Otherwise, it’s definitely queer.

Rangler. Spell check. Dangler. Angler. Wrangler. Hmm.. nope-not a word.

There is one meaning in OED's entry for the noun rangler. See 'Meaning & use' for definition, usage, and quotation evidence. This word is now obsolete. It is last recorded around the late 1600s.

by I_pissed_my_pants_again March 14, 2024

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