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upside down crock-pot

Heather's favorite sex position is the upside down crock-pot.
by Eloshia July 19, 2017
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Neti Potting

The ability to, when giving a blow job, let a man cum in your mouth, and then pass the load out of your nose and eat it again. A rare talent!!
My first experience with Neti Potting was when Polly sucked me off, and then passed my nut out through her nose. Bitch got to eat my load TWICE!
by Anita Pokin January 31, 2021
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Pot-hole

Hey, you wanna go smoke with Tyler? No way. That dude is a total pot-hole
by LazarusLongHoward December 13, 2022
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Mississippi Pot Roast

An orgy that can only occur in New Orleans in which a man blindfolded with a confederate flag inserts his left hand into an unspecified but humid chamber, not knowing that which he has enjoined himself with. Following, after five minutes he removes his said hand, puts it up to his nose, and correlating with the accuracy of his assessment wins an appropriate gift card to Church's Chicken.
"Thanks for taking me to Church's Chicken!"
"Don't mention it, I won this gift card at a Mississippi Pot Roast!"
by A Flaky Bitch September 7, 2023
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Crock-Potted

When someone drastically fucks you over in a non-violent manner.
Ex. A roommate leaves a crock-pot full of food on the counter for two month, blames it on you and refuses to clean it up.

Ex. Damn, that girl last night really crock-potted me. She had herpes.
by Donny Schneides April 26, 2021
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Pot waffle

Marijuana leaves baked into a Belgian-style breakfast food.
Mary Jane, a girl on the go, gets her high and breakfast with a pot waffle in the morning.
by Catsweaters5 April 29, 2016
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Penny Pot Poor

Being so skint that you resort to emptying your penny pot and cashing in your coppers in order to make it until the end of the month.
Sorry mate, I can't make it to the pub tonight I'm Penny Pot Poor.
by SnugglebumTheDestroyer October 19, 2010
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