flogging a retarded horse

To complain about stupid behavior repeatedly exhibited by an individual.

'I hate flogging a retarded horse, but could you believe that Marcia forgot to send in my expense report for the third straight week?'

by The New Musicologist March 24, 2009

police horse fart

A fart so strong that it would be more effective at clearing an unruly mob than a police horse.

"Jeremy dropped a police horse fart and the pub was emptied within seconds"

by WarrenG July 14, 2007

Ride the White Horse

Using a Pad or Tampon during menstruation.

"No sex tonight, She's riding the white horse." "Ride the White horse"

by HASiJ2 September 29, 2017

horse eating oats

The feel of a women's genital area having not washed for at least a month.

I fingered Alice last night.
It was like a horse eating oats.

by woody February 11, 2004

One Horse Pony

The flim flam that pony soldiers say in the hoosegow.

C'mon man! That flim flam is from the hoosegow and a one horse pony!

by Sully McCockleshank December 23, 2020

Monster horse cock

An abnormally large horse dick

That horse has a monster horse cock!

by Jhgdt May 29, 2021

international horse day

the day where we celebrate horses

“omg todays april 26th its international horse day”

by horsegirlallyson April 26, 2022