Gay Zone

Like the friend zone, except that the man or woman of interest believes that you are gay rather than simply considering you a platonic friend. Note that the possibility of sexual interest is not completely diminished in this zone, just very, very unlikely.

Man 1: I was talking to that hottie Jane today and she said that I should ask John out on a date.

Man 2: Looks like you just got gay zoned, my friend.

by Zone Eater February 11, 2010

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Gay Frogs

Frogs that are gay that were effected by chemical in the water that they live in

I DON'T LIKE HOW THEY PUT CHEMICALS IN THE WATERS THAT TURN THE FRICKEN FROGS GAY! I'LL SAY IT REAL SLOW FOR YOU: GAY FROGS!

by YourAMemeOneMrDitch June 04, 2020

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Big gay

It’s a thing that you get for buying the fort knight battle pass.

Aj has a big gay
Wyatt has a big gay
Together they are big gays
Aaron does not have big gay

by Snoopwetten July 12, 2018

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Parade of Gays

Coined by philosopher and comedic genius Adam Carolla, this term is used to describe a group of three or more gay people congregating in one area. You can have a murder of crows, a herd of cows or a parade of gays.

"Wow, I had an interesting morning. First I saw a gaggle of geese, then I came across a parade of gays on my way in to to work."

by Carollafan2 September 19, 2012

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pocket gay

An extremely short gay person.

JACK: Well, you see what you have there, don't you?
WILL: I see what I don't have, the other half of my date.
JACK: What you have... is a pocket gay.
WILL: A pocket gay?
JACK: A pocket gay. The perfect travel-size homosexual. Just pop him in a man-purse, a briefcase, and you're good to go. In ten years they'll be making 'em all that way.

by Andrew Melvin May 02, 2008

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