“You’re nothing but a gas station hoe, I’ve seen you purchasing gas across the street at marathon, you can no longer buy gas from Sunoco anymore. Sorry John”.
by tommymccauley February 5, 2020

by mulletflynn05 March 25, 2024

Gas Station Anal Beads are defined as nerd ropes due to them being available at gas stations and its similarity to the length and proportions of anal beads. Usually they are inserted into the anal cavity and then eaten out by the inserter.
Guy 1: "We went to the gas station earlier"
Guy 2: "Did you pick up Gas Station Anal Beads?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, used them as intended."
Guy 2: "Did you pick up Gas Station Anal Beads?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, used them as intended."
by CommanderCumLord January 2, 2022

by carly Johnson March 27, 2014

The authentic name of a Chinese apple pear. Can be used as a verb to describe tastiness and general awesomeness.
by Happiest Hamster December 3, 2010

uuhh nevada? or california.. i just woke up here is what you would say if you traveled to alberta with a rat. warping time and space when you do that. Alberta doesn't have rats... so making them see a rat is just breaking the universe. so you travel to someplace called "gas station" this also supports XBOX and is strange... because WHAT XBOX ARE YOU GONNA BE USING OUT THERE. anyways, if you want to suffer. go to gas station simulator by bringing a rat to alberta. you may also see a bit of ohio. but that doesn't really matter
by NOT baby hilter UWU June 15, 2022

by Turtles:D December 19, 2017
