Douche Brand Douche 

It is a company that sells douches...

Do they?

The Douche Brand Douche!

Douche Brand Douche by UrbanConqueror September 20, 2017

douche spittoon 

A derogatory term implying someone is far "douchier" than the "douchiness" associated with a simple douche bag. A Douche Spittoon contains not just the contents of a rancid, purulent twat, but additionally the spent chew, phlegm, and sputum from a cowboy with horrendous oral hygiene. Alternatively a douche spittoon could contain contents of a pretentious victorian twat.

1. "Howdy, there partner, we have a warrant for the arrest of that douche spitoon, there yonder."
2. That guy gives douche bags a bad name; he is a real douche spittoon!
3. Phoebe was out of luck; as she forgot her bag, she was forced to hover over a spittoon to cleanse her rancid victorian twat!

douche spittoon by Finnster13 January 24, 2018

Douche Paradox 

Doing douchey things to make fun of douches, which in fact makes you a douche. This explains why no one thinks they're actually a douche.

When Blake blows dope vape clowds he thinks he's ironically making fun of douche subculture, when it actually just makes him a douche. This puts him in a douche paradox.

Douche Paradox by DevinScud January 26, 2018

douche b 

Short for douchebag

My friend Manny is such a douche b!!!

douche b by Douchebcreator February 25, 2018

douche beggar

A person, usually a woman, who begs to have a douche administered to her

Hey, look at that woman asking for a douche, she is a real douche beggar

douche beggar by Duncan Cromartie June 14, 2018

Douche flipping

When a douche flips a douche

Person: Have you seen John today?
Me: nah prolly douche flipping again outside.

Douche flipping by James da negro July 19, 2018

Douche-year old 

When a douche nozzle/bag is throwing a tantrum.

This douche nozzle was such a whining, complaining brat over the smallest occurrences. He was acting like a douche-year old.

Douche-year old by 4RealBiitCH September 3, 2018