7th December

7th December is Fuck your ass Day. Make sure to get a partner first.

Person 1: hey, what are you gonna do today?
Person 2: Get a guy to fuck me. It's 7th December!!

by DamnitsMeee October 25, 2019

December 2

The only day you can skip fucking school

"Are you going to school tomorrow"

No you dumbass tommorow it's December 2

by Diegosexyboy November 7, 2019

December 1st

a very, very, very important day for all men.

when one finally gets to nut, and let all kids let loose, a day to which the right hand feels more powerful than ever.

However this is only a day for men.

Girls: OMG ITS DECEMBER 1st!! You know what time it is ladies!
men: fuck off, less y’all got dicks

by the power gender November 9, 2019

December 22nd

December 22nd
This day is the day the frat monkeys are going to attack. Hide your wife,your children and the mountain dew. Its go time bois.

( @bumblefeetj0ice on twitter to see the frat monkey)

Bob: "Hey Jim its December 22nd..... You know what that means"

Jim: "Grab the fly swatters"

by Bumblefeetj0ice November 18, 2019

december 7th

The prettiest girls were born this day. They’re always innocent but extremely beautiful and sexy. Don’t let a december 7th baby get away.

a: wow, she’s so sexy I think it’s ment to be
b: boy, she’s a december 7th girl what did u expect?

by heeeey November 24, 2019

December 17

Fanta day December 17

Let’s get a Fanta

Why

Because it’s Fanta day nigga it’s December 17

by Me on yo mom 69 November 25, 2019

December 2

National ask a boy for his hoddie day!

You can ask for any boy's hoodie, he has to say yes ;)

Girl: Can I have your hoodie?
Boy: why?
Girl: It's December 2!
Boy: oh... Sure :) *gives her his hoodie*

by Arizona as the tea November 28, 2019