Play Date

When you use the stall at work after your friend does.

"Just dropped the kids off at the pool. "
"Nice. I'm gonna see if they want a play date."

by TmDcM December 15, 2022

A date with Kimberly Clark

A euphemism for masturbation.

Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.

Except in Canada.

Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.

You want a date with Kimberly Clark?

No, no, no... in Soviet Canuckistan, Kleenex discard YOU!!

by bitchuck September 10, 2024

Date Foam

Ejaculant. Normally referenced with respect to wishing to be ready for a first sexual encounter with a new partner.

"I haven't had a wank for days. Making sure there's plenty of date foam for tonight!"

by D. D. D. August 14, 2023

madisyn dating kolton

Love! This is the perfect relationship. It willl last a lifetime.

Hey did you know madisyn dating Kolton is awesome.

by Love you madisyn April 16, 2022

irl date

4 all the long distance couples ORDER food call each-other TALK and watch a movie

John: I miss you
Emma: i miss you moreee
John: we should go on an irl date I miss your face

by rararubyyyy April 13, 2024

Expresso Date

To speak vulnerable thoughts over a cup of coffee... Rather quickly, in a caffeine induced ramble.

Going out for coffee with a person you've always wanted to be honest with.

So, I went on an Expresso Date with this guy from Tinder, I think I said too much.

by Jeff06999 May 26, 2023

Expresso Date

A date where you go out for coffee and express your feelings a lot

So, I went on an Expresso Date last night with this guy from Tinder... I think I said too much.

by Jeff06999 May 27, 2023