Volcano Dick

When one cums uncontrollably like a volcano.

Girl #1 "Hey girl, we sure gave my husband a volcano dick last night huh?"

Girl #2 "Yeah we did, he wouldn't stop cumming!"

by ThePonyLover92 July 2, 2017

Zebra Dick

While at a nude beach, your flaccid penis gets sunburnt, resembling a zebra pattern on the penis while erect.

Babe check out my exotic zebra dick!

by Dnaldz34 May 15, 2018

Dick Shovel

The act of scooping shit out of a gaymans ass and putting it in his mouth

The guy up the road and his gay lover tried their first dick shovel on each other

by DCDEAN December 19, 2012

Dick Dinner

When you plan to take out your girl for a nice meal but she ends up slobbing your knob instead and never leave the house.

Dad: Hey where were you two? I told you to meet us for dinner at 6:00.

Son: Sorry. Sandy wasn't hungry. She ended up having a dick dinner.

Dad: I hope she wants some dessert.

by Eaton Holgoode July 22, 2016

Dick Enemy

A guy who always tries to get the same girls as you, and often manages. Your sexual histories contain a lot of the same names, and you hate and fear one another, yet oddly respect your equal potential for ho wrangling. If you ever encounter one another at a urinal, you will both sneakily try to glimpse each other's equipment, to assess the enemy's capabilities. You will never again talk to female friends who bed your rival.

You should never engage in a threesome with your dick enemy, no matter how hot the girl is, as you would likely half kill her through your mutual need to prove yourself the best, and then end up almost killing one another in a fight.

You can't shag Lewis, he's Rosco's dick enemy- he'll never talk to you again

by MagickDio August 20, 2010

Dick Fungi

The state of which living fungus is actively growing on a human male's reproductive organ, the penis.

Matthew was working in his tool shed on a new cage for his chicken coupe. All the sudden he had the strong urge to itch at his crotch. After minutes of scratching at his dick, his jeans being the middleman, he slid down his pants only to see a glowly green shine from his penis. The glow was extraordinarily bright, and after a couple minutes he could have sworn it started to move vibrantly around his 2 inch cock. Matthew has a bad case of Dick Fungi.

by Mkolesar25 November 19, 2011

My dick

Is fucking awsome

My dick *points to crotch* right here.

by AWESOME364859 March 21, 2010