Refers to an orange beast which crawls under the sewers looking for little italian children to feast on.
There are two types of clowns
•The nosy one
•The large cocked one
The nosy one usually buys play-do from Walmart and then sticks it up its arse and the Large cocked one usually buys margarine to rub it all over their child maker.
This creature is usually seen at night in the areas of a senior school.
There are two types of clowns
•The nosy one
•The large cocked one
The nosy one usually buys play-do from Walmart and then sticks it up its arse and the Large cocked one usually buys margarine to rub it all over their child maker.
This creature is usually seen at night in the areas of a senior school.
by Garida May 2, 2018
Get the orange haired clownmug. It is a term of endearment that can be used among male friends. It combines "Bro" and Bozo the clown. This technique can be seen in the movie "I Love You Man" where they often make a play on names using Bro, like Bro Montana and Bro Namath.
by Tjeballa July 29, 2010
Get the Brozo the clownmug. by P Deezy January 15, 2004
Get the Clown shoesmug. The date with the good-looking blonde was a disaster. She turned out to be crazy and Bob realized he'd been chewing the clown's cap.
by Chris Secrest July 7, 2008
Get the Chewing the clown's capmug. The most popular amateur sports organization in Rochester, MN. CBN has the largest fan base in the greater metropolitan area.
by Clown Baby Nation November 12, 2011
Get the Clown Baby Nationmug. by cory and trevor September 11, 2018
Get the mississippi mud clownmug. A fashion clown is a person who is laughably clueless and hopelessly shallow, but attempts to use various fashionable associations in the form of supporting fashionable movements and owning fashionable products, to convince society (and themselves) that they are cultured, intelligent, creative, and generally a worldly person.
Fashion clowns are typically males between the ages of 18 and 35. They live in urban city centers and are commonly seen with a latte from Starbucks, a set of black framed glasses, an iPhone/MacBook, a gelled hair-do, a Breitling watch, and a black European-designed turtle neck. They drive hybrid vehicles, and play Wii.
A fashion clown is too clueless and shallow to develop and maintain any personal beliefs or values, so they instead follow whatever has been dubbed "fashionable" by the social elite. This leaves them prone to routinely contradicting themselves. For example, a fashion clown will routinely express their desire to protect the environment and their love of nature, while living on the 33rd floor of their apartment building in downtown San Francisco. Additionally, you'll see fashion clown driving a vehicle featuring a "hybrid" badge, but you will not see a fashion clown planting a tree.
Fashion clowns routinely disbelieve factually correct information that invalidates a fashionable association of theirs. Most have never heard of Climategate, Bilderburg, or anything requiring investigation past what is fed to society via the media.
Fashion clowns are typically males between the ages of 18 and 35. They live in urban city centers and are commonly seen with a latte from Starbucks, a set of black framed glasses, an iPhone/MacBook, a gelled hair-do, a Breitling watch, and a black European-designed turtle neck. They drive hybrid vehicles, and play Wii.
A fashion clown is too clueless and shallow to develop and maintain any personal beliefs or values, so they instead follow whatever has been dubbed "fashionable" by the social elite. This leaves them prone to routinely contradicting themselves. For example, a fashion clown will routinely express their desire to protect the environment and their love of nature, while living on the 33rd floor of their apartment building in downtown San Francisco. Additionally, you'll see fashion clown driving a vehicle featuring a "hybrid" badge, but you will not see a fashion clown planting a tree.
Fashion clowns routinely disbelieve factually correct information that invalidates a fashionable association of theirs. Most have never heard of Climategate, Bilderburg, or anything requiring investigation past what is fed to society via the media.
- In the 2008 United States presidential election, all fashion clowns supported Senator Barack Obama, because it was fashionable to do so.
- The #1 reason people give for purchasing a hybrid vehicle, ahead of the supposed environmental benefits is because "it says something about me". Not surprising, as most hybrid vehicle owners are fashion clowns.
- Many web designers are fashion clowns. Their most common fashionable association is "web standards and accessibility". Additionally, Ruby on Rails is embraced by fashion clowns, which is why most Rails developers own MacBooks.
- The two cities with the highest FCPC (Fashion clowns per capita) are San Francisco, California and Toronto, Ontario.
- The #1 reason people give for purchasing a hybrid vehicle, ahead of the supposed environmental benefits is because "it says something about me". Not surprising, as most hybrid vehicle owners are fashion clowns.
- Many web designers are fashion clowns. Their most common fashionable association is "web standards and accessibility". Additionally, Ruby on Rails is embraced by fashion clowns, which is why most Rails developers own MacBooks.
- The two cities with the highest FCPC (Fashion clowns per capita) are San Francisco, California and Toronto, Ontario.
by The anti-fashion-clown. January 17, 2010
Get the fashion clownmug.