Chocolate milkshake

a sex position where a girl(or guy) gives a person a blow job. After the one recieving the blow job cums in the recievers mouth, he/she then shits in the recievers mouth and stirs the mixture with his cock. Next he duck tapes the person's mouth and violently shakes them.

Dude that chick was such a freak she let me chocolate milkshake her last night.

by ndfootball261 February 25, 2009

Chocolate orange

Anal sex with a ginger chick.

Brian - 'do you want some chocolate orange?'
Sharon - 'let me grab the lube'

by Supersteve November 19, 2013

chocolate sandwich

(v) the act of deficating on your partners stomach, then have intercourse with the feces between the both, or in some cases threesomes.

once i give a chocolate sandwich, im in the game

by MR MAGOOGOO November 15, 2010

Chocolate Bock

The most horrific, terrible, and satanic-tasting beer ever made. Brewed by Samuel Adams, this beer is one of the most disgusting and nauseating drinks known to mankind. Chilled or room temperature, you can always count on Chocolate Bock to help you lose your appetite. The only people who enjoy this beer are sphincter-licking, salad tossing idiots who have no tastebuds left on their tongues. Why a company that has brewed so many delicious tasting beers would create such a tear-jerking and disappointing nightmare is beyond me. I've known sober children in Africa who have spit this beer out of their mouths. Sarah McLachlan should create a television commercial for people who have tasted this beer, those who have mouths that will be forever scarred.

Nelson: "Hey Craig, have you tried the Chocolate Bock beer by Samuel Adams? I just took a sip."
Craig: "Chocolate Bock gave my grandfather a stroke, and raped my mother. Not a big fan."
(Nelson proceeds to throw up his own intestines)

by ChocolateBockVictimsAnonymous May 4, 2014

Chocolate pudding

When you giving a rim job to a black girl whom just took a shit

Yo bro you know that one girl she gave me some chocolate pudding

by Niggatoe56 November 16, 2019

chocolate mick

50% black and 50% irish mix

B: "Look, there goes one ugly chocolate mick!"
V: "Yeah, look at that dark skin, freckled body and red hair!"

i.e. Samantha Mumba, Blake Griffin

by flocke April 8, 2009

chocolate occasion

The act of pooping one's pants (sometimes, but not always, accidentally).

I think it's time to change the little one's diaper. Smells like there's been a chocolate occasion.

by Brian Vaughn November 17, 2009