Candied

The feeling of joy and excitement happinessm

I just got my check today I feel real candied

by Icepick20201 June 5, 2022

Candy

Everybody loves Candy!

All I ever wanted was Candy

by 333canDy February 7, 2024

Shoe Candy

What my dog leaves for me to step into when I mow the lawn.

What you never want to step in while getting out of the taxi; or anywhere else -- especially when late for a job interview.

I was deploying my umbrella, getting off the bus this morning and landed in the freshest pile of shoe candy!

by The Reptiles and I May 18, 2023

Candied Button

When you put Honey on your dickhead, cover it with Pop Rocks, and shove it into the available anus all while yelling 'Do you know the Muffin Man?'.

"Have You ever had a Candied Button?"

"Only in prison..."

by TheRocketeer January 16, 2015

candy music

A kind of music which is low in quality but sweet to ears

The teenagers are willing to listen to candy music since it's rhythmic and happy.

by M.Alef September 19, 2016

Candy van

When someone arrives infront of your house in a white van and they give you free candy! I’m currently in the back of a van right now and I’m tied up and naked for some reason, but at least I get a Kit Kat bar!

Let’s go get in the candy van!
Last time I did that they tickled my butt, so no thanks.

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

candy bar

A candy bar is something that someone gives to you as an answer to a long-asked question.

Candy bar is the answer to a long time wrong assumption of a psychological reference has to do with the game they don't look like no f****** candy bar I ever saw

by AlliedApe July 22, 2021