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Crustiness 

Large build ups of ones dead skin skills on ones elbows, knees and feet (back foot bunions)
That bitch takes Crustiness to a whole new level. coco butter seriously needed
Crustiness by crustalicious August 10, 2012

Crust-bone 

The noun that occurs when ones penis/boner becomes so encrusted with smegma and fromunda cheese that it is no longer recognizable as a human penis

Also the noun that occurs when having anal or vaginal sex with a women, but after cumming, not pulling out until your penis has been encrusted into the hole and is irremovable
Guy: alright are you ready for this *whips it out*
Girl: OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU TOTES HAVE A FUCKING CRUST-BONE!!! IM TWEETING THIS

Dude 1: *talking on phone with friend* hey man we had an amazing night, but I can't hang today...
Dude 2: wtf man why not?
Dude 1: I didn't pull out and we fell asleep so now I got a crust-bone…
Dude 2: oh... That sucks...
Crust-bone by Darnman April 9, 2015
this bread's crust is pretty wacky
crust by Lord_of_booty November 27, 2016

crustation

oh Em gee Susan look Debra she is SUCH a crustation
crustation by yodawggpasstheSaLt January 16, 2017

Crust Nut 

When a girl leaves a guys cum inside of her anus and/or vagina and lets it sit until it dries up.
“I heard Sidney kept the crust nutbut in her for a week without showering”

crust.mp4 

Crust.mp4 is a term used to describe gay Instagram celebrities who think they’re comedians, Crust refers to their humour and .mp4 refers to videos they don’t post
“Hey Joel, have you seen that upcoming meme page”
“I don’t know Harry, looks kinda crust.mp4”
crust.mp4 by TheRetro64 May 19, 2019