brandon

the largest simp in the world, he will doing anything for any girl at anytime and yet will still be stuck in the friend zone

that dude over there is definitely a brandon. hes simpin over both those girls

by deepthroatmaster6969 April 28, 2020

Brandon the Banned ZX10 Owner

A person considered as an intellectual, however makes questionable decisions.
Shoots blanks, with average aim. Prefers riding quiet and slow motorcycles.
Loves to collect corporate branded merchandise to achieve the ultimate homely feel.
Prefers dying on a hill for any reason they see fit.
There is nothing wrong with being a Brandon , society just knows you could be better.

There is nothing wrong with being a Brandon the Banned ZX10 Owner, society just knows and believes you could be better.

by ForFoxSakesRed February 12, 2024

brandon eli

Man with great taste of women, respects them 110% of the time, loves cracking open cold ones with the boys, meme master, ladies love wasting his time for a few months then leave and don’t say anything. Also has a big dick

Man, Brandon Eli is so respectful and hot.

by Harambe42069 October 9, 2017

Brandon

A man with so much potential that has yet been realized.

"Just give Brandon some time, he'll make it eventually".

by RAZORBURN20 August 9, 2024

Brandon a

A small, imp-like homophobic gay that always has dry cum on his chin.

“Did u see what he did to her? That’s what I call giving a good Brandon a birthmark!”

by AlexLibro October 29, 2018

Brandon Bernier

A very cool kid that gets the girls

Brandon Bernier gets all the girls

by Astro jack April 14, 2022

Brandon

Brandon is a hoe.

Brandon is a man or a boy that thinks he is the shit but he is not.

by Ultimatebeast1738247 June 12, 2019