Beat-Brain

The condition of someone where the person can recall long-term facts such as exact dates/times of events but cannot recall any basic information from the previous few days/weeks. Can include inability to do certain 'common-sense' everyday functions such as remembering to lock/close doors, reply to emails/texts, turn up to meetings at certain times etc.. Also may affect social etiquette patterns, for example the person may be selfish, unpunctual and can only see things from their own point of view with the inability to see it from others.

Graeme: Where's Callum?
Craig: I don't know - he knows he's meeting us here right?
Graeme: Yeah, he knows. He won the regional Mastermind last night don't you know?
Craig: Good for him, shame he forgets to turn up on f*cking time! ...Again! Classic case of Beat-Brain, I'm telling you!

by dakenfit August 14, 2011

small brain

A person called Natalie

Natalie is a small brain

by Cat man 420 March 10, 2020

beauty with brains

Namia

Namia is beauty with brains

by Bao16 September 19, 2020

Brains Foggots

These are sold in supermarkets in the United Kingdom. They are tinned meat-balls in gravy.

Mum did you remember to buy Brains Foggots today?

by Kincheap May 13, 2009

Milk brain

Brain full of milk ( complete idiot )

Mildly insulting phrase denotes silly behaviour, actions or thoughts usually attributed to a child or immature person.

"Leigh just walked into a glass door" - what a milk Brain

by Milk brain September 13, 2015

Brain Plant

A close range shot to the head with a sniper rifle without using a scope. A term used in online FPS gaming.

I was playin killzone online last night and totally brain planted this n00b.

by theoriginalblizzard January 11, 2007

Pea Brain

Words to describe someone who is immeasurable stupid and idiotic. Usually someone who attracts ugly ass guys that hit on little girls. Usually named Tia

Tia has a pea brain

by MIKEOXmalll December 12, 2019