August 3rd

One of the most historical days ever.

“August 3rd top 5 days in history, ain’t it Jordan.”

by The August 3rd December 3, 2024

August 11 2012

The day my parents made the biggest mistake of their lifes.

I genuinely don't know what to put here
August 11 2012

by meao39157 January 12, 2025

August

The smartest, most caring guy in the world. With hair or without, he looks gorgeous no matter what he does. And he may or may not be the best at chess and the mini-crossword, but never better at the wordle.

"August is going to marry Mackenzie one day, he stole that girls heart as soon as he cooked her steak and did face masks with her."

by stargirl2002 June 18, 2025

August 21

Two people's anniversary!

"Sweetie sweetie! It's August 21! Our anniversary!!!"

"Kiss me"

"👅🪢"

by Alejandrolover23 July 26, 2025

August 13th

National rape a Hudson day

"What are you doing on August 13th"
Im rapeing Hudson of course

by Sweaty e inbred July 26, 2025

9th Of August Night

The 9th of August Night or better known as early night day is a day where individuals goon instead of going to shit parties and then go to bed early.

Dylan: “Hey Blake, wanna pull a 9th of August Night to miss benno’s party?”

Blake: “Hell yeah that party is gonna shit, I can’t wait to stay home and goon and go to bed early”

by T-Royrex July 27, 2025

August 1st

August 1st is your girlfriend tells you what she wants and she gets it, with price limits applying. It may be items, food, sexual activities, or teasing or etc.

It’s August 1st it’s not my decision

by GolfHoser July 30, 2025