*reach around not included

To get thoroughly screwed on something so that only the other party benefits but you don’t. Get screwed in the ass without getting a courtesy handjob.

Dude 1: “My roommate moved out before the lease was up and took my TV”

Dude 2: “Damn, bro. *reach around not included, huh?”

by The Fratriarch May 31, 2023

chimping around

when you do sumthing foolish and goofy

hey stop “chimping around” we’re losing!

by zeke’ed up June 9, 2022

Floundering around

The act of acting a fool

Quit floundering around Ant Laielli

by Zack the nigga June 9, 2018

columbian reach-around

The Columbian Reach-Around is a technique in videogames invented by Mr. Carl where you take the path around the enemies' spawn and, using only smgs and or pistols, kill all the remaining opponents as they plant.

The game was 15 to 14, and there was only two enemies and one friendly. He rushes around enemy spawn and headshots the opponents from the path that they took: A perfect Columbian Reach-Around.

by Mr Carl December 28, 2015

turn her around and make her brown

Stick it her butt and make a shit stick

Joey I turn her around and make her brown.

Dude that dirty

by Dick Thigh November 4, 2017

Mincing around

Mincing around, also known as engaging in unprotected same-sex practices

Me and him where mincing around ;)

by Thegooddoctor March 22, 2022

Dagobah Reach Around

When your partner jumps on your back, latches their arms and legs around you and proceeds to give you a reach around while you go about doing tasks around the house. All while talking dirty in Yoda's voice.

My partner was really horny but I had a lot to do around the house, so the game me a Dagobah Reach Around

by Mike was whore's key May 1, 2023