Alabama Boombox

When you and your brother start foolin around but you gotta turn some music up so dad doesn’t hear and come in to beat you with jumper cables.

Me and my brother were curious so we did an ole Alabama Boombox to keep dad from get suspicious

by Don Binks September 20, 2020

Alabama Windsock

A used condom.

There was an alabama windsock in my dumpster this morning!

by Roxieroad September 21, 2020

Alabama tow motor

When having sex with your sibling, or kin, your pappy walks in, to avoid being caught you left said kin up - while maintaining full insertion - you carry them out of the room to safety.

Oh man! I was porking my sister the other night when grandaddy almost caught me. Luckily I Alabama tow motored the fuck out of there.

by Adotl45 October 3, 2020

Alabama

OVERRATED!!!!!!!!!!

Alabama is overrated!!!

by Dfrdffffff October 10, 2020

Alabama

The only place where your sister, wife and cousin are the same person

Son: “Dad why is my Aunt and Mom the same person?”
Dad: “SWEET HOME ALABAMA”

by GhostlyDucky October 19, 2020

Alabama Stinger

When you're engaged in doggy-style anal intercourse with Copenhagen in your mouth. Spit on your partners back, pull out, dip your penis in it, reinsert penis.

I gave Mendy an Alabama Stinger and she had to use an entire tube of Preparation-H in the morning.

by pyroparadigm September 6, 2013

Alabama pocket square

a gentleman's beverage in flask form placed in the inner pocket of a jacket during a refined social gathering, such as a banquet or a reception.

Look, Steve brought his Alabama pocket square - he just spiked his sweet tea with it.

by Jeff Handley March 13, 2012