A real live asshole

A living person that is a complete asshole; an alive asshole, Jerk, piece of shit.
Wes! You are a real live asshole.
by K. Bradford July 05, 2018
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RA(retarded assholes)

The RA(referees' ASSociation) more like the retarded assholes are a group of retards who should be imprisoned for false advertisement. All they tell people is how well they are trained and educated and how they make very good decisions. But in reality it's the opposite. They can't see anything as they don't have their glasses and their just plain stupid. I wonder how their education makes idiot sandwiches?
The RA(retarded assholes) are looking to buy some glasses but their too retarded to find one.
by Shamegod September 10, 2017
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cunt lick asshole

A stupid piece of shit. One that makes you feel as if you are getting retarded just from listening to their voice. Someone who makes you wanna set your brain in fire so you no longer will have an imprint of them in your mind. You would literally like to shove a sock full of anal beads up their ass. No better yet a sock full of popcorn. So atleast then they would have something tasteful about their dumb ass. Someone who seriously makes you feel embarrassed, for the soul fact that you are watching them embarrass theirself. Someone who makes you despise them. Someone you fucking hate so much you would like to fuck them in the ear, but I'm their brain, and hope to God some of your genus rubbed of on them.
by Haley haynes December 20, 2016
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Two faced asshole

When a person has two personalities.

They are usually called Scarlett, Neve, Emily, Molly, Ellie, Sarah, Violet
And so much more
Hi Amanda! *Oh my god she’s such a slut*
Jesus she’s such a two faced asshole
by rarathelion November 11, 2020
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sucking my asshole

making something sound better than it actually is (similar to gaslighting or cherry picking)
tyler: dude stop sucking my asshole
by man who indulges in balls December 17, 2021
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Asshole Splitting Shit

When you take a shit and the first log feels like a cheese grater or nails scraping against the insides of your asshole while it's coming out. All you can do is wait through the pain and misery.
I just got done taking the worst Asshole Splitting Shit of my life...
by Pokchop March 06, 2022
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Hot Asshole Syndrome

The feeling of intense heat on The Butthole. Sometimes this feeling can be so intense, it literally feels like you can fry an egg on The Butthole. Hot Asshole Syndrome is typically caused from a Raw Asshole due to constant wiping when dealing with Hiney Piss. Hot Asshole Syndrome can last for an entire day or longer if not dealt with properly.
Clyde was dealing with an intense case of Hiney Piss and ignored the recommendation from his peers to wipe his butthole with Wet Wipes. He then came down with Hot Asshole Syndrome and was waddling around in a miserable state of mind.
by NippleBob Crane June 06, 2022
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