by YungFencePanel420 October 24, 2020
Get the Asian baemug. 4-0 Asian refers to the Asian people in the San Francisco Bay Area. More specifically, people in the 408 area code, such as those in San Jose. 4-0 Asians typically love getting boba and raving.
Person 1: Hey, what are you tryna do tonight?
Person 2: Shii i'ma hit this rave, prob hit in-n-out after, and get some boba.
Person 1: You HELLA 4-0 Asian bruh.
Person 2: BRUHHH
Person 2: Shii i'ma hit this rave, prob hit in-n-out after, and get some boba.
Person 1: You HELLA 4-0 Asian bruh.
Person 2: BRUHHH
by SanAndreas123 September 14, 2025
Get the 4-0 Asianmug. Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
Dad: *pulls off shoe and throws it at son*
Son: "Ow! Dad, don't you want this? This way no one will kn-"
Dad: *pulls out glock 19 and starts firing at son*
Son: *barely dodges bullets* "Dad, stop!"
Dad: "You fail test! You stoobid! You not my son!" *pulls out AK-102*
Son: *gets hit in leg* "Ow! Dad, you have to stop!"
Dad: *ignores son* *dismembers son with five shells from a Challenger 2*
Son: *groans in agony*
Dad: *tases what's left of son's body *
Son: *attempts to scream in agony, but instead blood comes out of his mouth*
Dad: "You not my son! Son no fail test!" *lifts off in a A-10 Warthog armed with the Gauzer machine gun*
Son: "Please dad.....please..."
Dad: *crashes plane into son, ejecting himself 30 inches from the ground*
Son: .
Dad: *raids a U.S. Army bunker and steals 10 nukes*
Dad: *nukes house with son in it, then nukes the whole country just for good measure*
Dad: *evades paparazzi and kills families to live in their houses for 4 decades*
Dad: *becomes president, nukes the world then uses mods to terraform Mars*
Dad: *rapes your mom 10 times to repopulate the human race*
Dad: *eventually dies at age 142, wearing a suit with a red rose in his lapel and sunglasses*
Dad: *pulls off shoe and throws it at son*
Son: "Ow! Dad, don't you want this? This way no one will kn-"
Dad: *pulls out glock 19 and starts firing at son*
Son: *barely dodges bullets* "Dad, stop!"
Dad: "You fail test! You stoobid! You not my son!" *pulls out AK-102*
Son: *gets hit in leg* "Ow! Dad, you have to stop!"
Dad: *ignores son* *dismembers son with five shells from a Challenger 2*
Son: *groans in agony*
Dad: *tases what's left of son's body *
Son: *attempts to scream in agony, but instead blood comes out of his mouth*
Dad: "You not my son! Son no fail test!" *lifts off in a A-10 Warthog armed with the Gauzer machine gun*
Son: "Please dad.....please..."
Dad: *crashes plane into son, ejecting himself 30 inches from the ground*
Son: .
Dad: *raids a U.S. Army bunker and steals 10 nukes*
Dad: *nukes house with son in it, then nukes the whole country just for good measure*
Dad: *evades paparazzi and kills families to live in their houses for 4 decades*
Dad: *becomes president, nukes the world then uses mods to terraform Mars*
Dad: *rapes your mom 10 times to repopulate the human race*
Dad: *eventually dies at age 142, wearing a suit with a red rose in his lapel and sunglasses*
No wonder we never saw that kid again.... Holy shit!
And that's why you've never heard of: Asians taking a lie detector test Part 2
And that's why you've never heard of: Asians taking a lie detector test Part 2
by PORGSSSS November 28, 2023
Get the Asians taking a lie detector test Part 2mug. by meaterpeter November 15, 2018
Get the Asian Zingmug. When you bring a ladyboy home from the bar in Thailand and pound it from behind with your ham candle and end up nutting on her ass hair.
Man that dude from the bar was so hot last night. She let me hit it raw and finish it off with some Asian slaw.
by Hamcandle83 May 22, 2024
Get the Asian Slawmug. Once reffered to as E, Sam has now become Asian Sam. Mr. Samuel Eibes has picked up a new girlfriend Asian Nath who has converted him into an Asian. It is good to see Sam grow new relationships but unfortunately he is Asian. Asian Sam has begun a new chapter in his life as an Asain with his girlfriend Asian Nath.
by Westbrook00 April 2, 2024
Get the Asian Sammug. The propensity for an Asian female to simply cease communication at any possible moment. This can occur during texting, honeymoon, and situationship stage (usually starting and ending at texting). The intention is typically unknown as to why the break in communication occurs thus rending the other party genuinely clueless as to how strategize the next attempt at the asian female.
“Damn, I was texting this fine asian girl on instagram, and then she just randomly stopped texting me out of nowhere.”
“Nah dude, you just got asian girl ghosted. No one really knows why—it just happens. You’ll never know why they decided to dip.”
“How do you get them to stay interested?”
“Idk, fkn magic—ask Penn & Teller.”
“Nah dude, you just got asian girl ghosted. No one really knows why—it just happens. You’ll never know why they decided to dip.”
“How do you get them to stay interested?”
“Idk, fkn magic—ask Penn & Teller.”
by Professor Pape April 22, 2023
Get the Asian girl ghostedmug.