sour apple splatter

Shit stuck to the back of the toilet, under the seat. While taking a dump, perferably with explosive diarrhea, lean forward and push hard so it sprays all over the back of the toilet bowl. It usually sticks even after flushing, requiring the toilet owner to scrub it off.

Keith was pissed off when saw the sour apple splatter Curtis left in his toilet.

by Tack January 24, 2006

catshit and apple butter

An interjection indicating exasperation.

Catshit and apple butter, I just got put in charge of the United Way campaign again this year.

by harry flashman July 6, 2003

apple pie pussy

delicious! sweet, refreshing, and never lets you down pussy.

oh Shit!!!! I'm coming all over your apple pie! They should come out with an apple pie pussy beer.

by pat masters November 19, 2007

Apple Bottom Jeans

1. P.(aP-pAl Baw-tEm j-Eens) Fashionable denim for women with voluptuous, curvaceous posteriors.

2. Jean wear for women, usually characterized by apple shaped pockets that raise your rockets.

J-Lo; or Jessica Alba if you prefer, wearing the sweetest skin tight jeans, showing off her ass ooh so perfectly.

"I wanna girl i can fuck in my hummer truck, Apple Bottom Jeans and a big old slut..."
- Nate Dogg

by 10J06S89 April 25, 2006

Fiona Apple

When two people are making out in public and they are sloppin' all over, with tongues flyin' everywhere... insane amounts of pump kissing.

"Oh man, check out that Fiona Apple over there... thats gross"..."Dude, is that Mike giving your mom a Fiona Apple?"

by Anthony Spadarro March 2, 2007

apple jack defense

The apple jack defense is responding to a question with "it just is".

"You know how in the Apple Jack commercials when asked how the cereal is good even though it doesn't taste like apples the response is "it just is". That's the main precept behind the Apple Jack defense, which MIKE constantly employs."

by zee July 9, 2006

apple juice farts

Incredibly rank and surprisingly un-applelike farts that occur with a vengeance soon after drinking apple juice.

"Holy crap! Are you trying to kill me?" "I can't help it, they're apple juice farts."
"Well, no more fricken apple juice for you then."

by That_one_girl__ March 11, 2009