wank me off

Stimulating ones penis by the use of the hands. (For example: rubbing the penis with the hands until ejaculation)

Wank me off= when someone rubs a persons penis with the use of their hands until they cum.

by Lollipop95 November 23, 2013

wank like an Egyptian

Using your imagination to wank and no use of porn.

While is was in the shower I had no porn so I decided to wank like an Egyptian

by SirSheepy February 19, 2011

wank o' clock

The specific time in a day when someone wanks every day

gary- it's 4 o'clock, better go wank
george- what?
gary- it's wank o' clock

by little b November 8, 2012

rusty wank stain

A cum stain left on a couch or clothing which has been there for weeks

"Phil don't sit there" phil-"why" jack-"there is a 'rusty wank stain' there"

by rusty wank stain February 20, 2015

Towby Bum Wank

This is when you sit on the tow ball of a car while masturbating.

The lovely gentleman at the Toyota dealership let me have a Towby bum wank before purchasing my car.

by Starks8 November 29, 2021

cyclo wank challenge

Wanking carried out whilst riding a bicycle through various villages in East Anglia. This can be a solo or team sport. Points are gained for how many villages you manage to wank in.

x: Did you have a good weekend?
y: Bit sore....cyclo wank challenge this weekend, 10 villages mate! Check that out!
x: Fucking hell I might try that with the wife this weekend...

by Dicksplatlia June 3, 2007

Wank My Cock

A term usually used from a safe place, such as automobiles and houses to shock and intimidate women or ultimatly get a good hand job.

Olly shouts ARRRGH WANK MY COCK!!! to some fine women poontang passing by.

by k-k-Kenzi June 18, 2007