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Shark

Wow you really searched up sharks expecting to find a sex definition? A SHARK IS AN ANIMAL
by Olivia_aperson May 6, 2023
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meth shark

A person who, usually when called to the bench by the judge after failing a drug test, pretends to collapse with an ailment in the audience seating to such an extent that only one's bent elbow is visible above said seating, giving the appearance of a "fin".
I saw a meth shark today in the courtroom.
The professor started calling students up to the board and the guy behind me went all meth shark on him.
by einaphets April 23, 2022
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shark fisting

Shark fisting is the act of placing your two fists together and sticking your thumbs up in the air while you fist your significant other. (Best effects achieved while other is on period.)
Betty; I heard shark fisting can feel really good.
John; I can shark fist ya right now baby.
by sharkfister69 November 14, 2013
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Shark

Jokingly offensive malarkey. You will sound very cool when you say this word instead of its predecessor.
"Why you smell like shark bruh" "frankly my dear, I don't give a shark." "Come back here, you piece of shark!"
by Audrew March 6, 2016
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blood shark

A man who seeks out woman on their period so if intercorse occurs he will not get her pregnant
That dude is a total blood shark
by Tcb 23 February 21, 2017
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Shark tank

A show where people talk behind closed doors because if a contestant could actually open the doors and look behind them, they wouldn't be sharks, they would just be funny looking people like the ones that lived next door or down the street from you as a kid.
The shark tank wasn't full of sharks, the contestants were full of shit.
by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021
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Scary Flying Shark

An song that has the lyrics “Scary flying shark, scary flying shark bla bla bla
person 1: “have you heard of the song Scary Flying Shark!?”

Person 2: “leave me alone please you kept me in your basement for long enough.

Person 1: “oh your so silly!”
by Scary Flying Shark! December 28, 2024
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