A boy with a small penis, very skinny but with an extremely large nose. He wears blush and eyeliner as well as wearing a hat inside. He is still in kids sized clothes and doesn’t know the name of the jersey he is wearing. He loves blocking his friends on Snapchat! Also, he a simp
by Shhdhs February 5, 2020
Get the John Kimberlin (simp)mug. by king of demons October 30, 2020
Get the King (CEO of Simps)mug. an Owen who crowns himself as being predominantly more important than all other simps and recommend all persons of the opposite sex to pleasure him
by Timberland Boot February 9, 2020
Get the Owen the King of Simpsmug. ChimpZee Simp God was the greastest chimpanzee ever. Slay moby dick to become ruler of the chimps. Also became the official 69th presdient of Nigeria and accidentally genocide white people and pigeons. Made too many babies so he store them in the back of superone. And force Russia to seize their land to him. So sexy that wife drop their husbands for him
by Ricky the abortion doctor January 15, 2021
Get the ChimpZee Simp Godmug. The rise of the simps. Annoying simps show up everywhere and run after whichever girl they simp for. Also female simps chase the guys they simp for. Simps show not only on twitch but show up in public causing chaos.
Person 1: The random Chimp event ain't real.
Person 2: But random simp event is probably gonna be true someday.
Person 2: But random simp event is probably gonna be true someday.
by Saitama 777 November 11, 2020
Get the Random simp eventmug. by Pizza Time!!! January 15, 2020
Get the Simps of the Round Tablemug. by rawruwuowo September 17, 2021
Get the Your..Local..Simpmug.