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E Tard

An acronym for "Engagement Retard" for people that create gossip or start drama over things just for fun especially when they know nothing about it or don't even care about the subject in question, and often telling lies about it to start trouble.
Man, these E Tards have no real life at all. Oh great, another E Tard creating problems just to create problems.
by Enlightened Dude July 8, 2025
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Tard Shoe

1. A velcro ladden shoe used for special needs.

2. An especially dumb American Leftist reeeeetard. Often devoid of reason, and self control. See 'Special Needs'
1. 'Wow!He put on the tard shoe like he doesn't even need it.'

2. 'Did that tard shoe really just do that? No surprise there.'
by DharmaCoyote March 29, 2025
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Tard

A shortened version of retard. Often used to describe an absolute idiot.
by TheCumBender March 14, 2022
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Rowles-tarded

When a professor makes a statement that is blatantly incorrect or completely idiotic, yet when a student corrects him he doubles down and tries to convince the class that what he is saying is correct, and to just roll with it.

Also, when a teacher makes out of pocket comments in class similar to how someone with autism would act.
Student 1: Hey, remember when the teacher told us that I=V*R instead of V=I*R

Student 2: Yeah, that shit was Rowles-tarded
by Bishboy September 24, 2024
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Fuck-Tard

A retard with no sexual orientation, mainly a man who would fuck your boyfriend right under your nose, while dropping hits and asking outrageous sexual questions to your boyfriend. He's likely to fuck animals.
That fuckin fuck-tard has his dick in my man's ass.
Watch out fuck-tard is on the lose he'll turn ur boyfriend into a bitch the minute he comes around.
by pornjunkie69 June 15, 2018
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speed tarded

The act of going so fast on a motorcycle one becomes retarded.
Once I hit 140mph I got speed tarded.

Yeah, I'm a speedtard when I am out riding.

Dude on that ricer was such a fucking speedtard it scared his bitch and she fell off.
by speedtard number 1 April 22, 2010
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tard

The traditionally (ply) wooden portion of a skateboard's base.
That dude's snapped his tard in half while trying a 720 kamikaze flip on some stairs, yo!
by SuElTigre February 26, 2023
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