Are you fucking my dick?!

Are you serious?
Are you joking?

Jee: Wanna practice today?
Doc: Are you fucking my dick?! we practiced all day yesterday. give me a break
Jee: come on brotha, we need to practice 8 days a week to be champs brotha
Doc: stop saying brotha like your black or something, and there is only 7 days in a week
Jee: ARE YOU FUCKING MY DICK......hit it brotha!!!

by wissstates10 May 23, 2010

Hey, you fucking asshole.

An exclaimation showing extreme frustration or hatred towards the person being told.

"Hey, you fucking asshole! Give me my fucking certificate. You were supposed to give it to me a year ago. How do you even keep your shitty, piece of crap, buisness running when you cant even do what you're fucking supposed to, you fucking pothead."

by Jolee Bindo May 17, 2005

Do you fuck with Pangea

Know or understand what the first landmass ever was Pangea

Do you fuck with Pangea?

No

This bisch don’t know about Pangea

by !Ifoundyou! August 27, 2021

what are you fucking gey?

is another way of asking that person if he or she/tranii has more than 56 chromosomes.

(often a question said to a best friend)

jerry: your a queer
jeffery: what are you fucking gey?
jerry: i mean... i do have 145 chromosomes so... ya
defined

by canada_post February 13, 2017

what are you, fucking gay?

The question I'm going to ask you!

Me: What are you, fucking gay?
You: STFU, I'm not!
Me: You're looking this up on urban dictionary... Pretty sure you're gay.
You: You created this definition, though!
Me: Just to help people like you come out that they're gay.

by lilzor May 10, 2017

are you fucking my dog?

Synonymous with "are you kidding me?" or "are you joking me?"

Person A: "Did you hear? Britney Spears is going to try to raise Jamie-Lynn's baby."
Person B: "Wait....what?!? Are you fucking my dog?"

by davykid15 January 11, 2009

now listen up you fat fuck

Now listen up you fat fuck is what you say when you are going to start the most fire rant of 2016.

When that dude calls you irrelevant.

"Now listen up you fat fuck..

I'M EX PLUG DJ, I WAS ONE OF THE FIRST DUBTRACK MEMBERS. I MADE THE SKYPE COMMUNITY. I AM SKYPE I'M THE NEW GENERATION OF KARMAWHORING. AND I'M IRRELEVANT? PISS OFF WITH YOUR SHITTY BALL'ON TALK CRINGE BULLSHIT. THE ONLY REASON ANYONE WOULD EVER VOTE FOR YOU IS THAT THEY SAW YOUR MISERABLE FACE AND FELT LIKR THEY HAD TO DO IT OUT OF SYMPATHY. NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO BACK TO THE CAVE YOU BELONG IN."

by DiedPiepMuis December 31, 2016