Wyoming

Wyoming is not a place. It's too square. If you have met anyone who is "from Wyoming," beware, they are probably an FBI agent. No one is from, or visits, Wyoming.

P1: Oh yeah, I went to Wyoming for a business trip last week.
P2: I thought it didn't exist?
P1 (FBI agent): It doesn't...

by Hondacf100! March 24, 2022

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Wyoming

A made up place that Dick Cheney claims to be from

Where the hell is Wyoming?

by sillyamerican062 May 16, 2022

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“Wyoming” is supposedly the 44th state of the US. With an alleged 2008 population of just over 500,000 people, it is seen as a quiet and relatively peaceful country-esque vibe. However, do not be fooled but the textbooks, Wyoming does not exist. There is a temporal oddity under active investigation by “ Der Dummkopf” agents as once state lines have been crossed, agents are sent to seemingly the early 1800s Montana. Taking a look at surveys of over 20,000 people per every major city in the US, subjects have reported that about 0.02% of the population knows anyone from “Wyoming” or has “family” that lives there. Those that say they are from there have been investigated and found to be intimately connected with the NSA’s propaganda department. Furthermore, bank records trails suggest a cover-up op to deter investigators of the conspiracy from seeing direct payments for these services, often disguised as simple jobs under private and public companies’ names. Geological experiments conducted by the agency have so far been impossible as once proper precaution is taken to bypass the temporal ring formed at the state lines, it has been discovered that an empty black void is all that exists beyond. To date, 17 researchers have fallen into the void, unable to be retrieved and presumed dead.

Log Entry #107 Excerpt by Dr. Arschkrieker:
“It is impossible to determine the nature of the void that citizens consider ‘Wyoming’ due to inability to traverse it while also bypassing the temporal ring... attempts to pass drones or F-seed personnel connected to Ariadne’s thread is met with temporal traversal and irreversible assimilation into the void, respectively... When my assistant peered in without fully going in, she could not feel anything, so the anomalous void has physical effects, yet no physical form... Suggestions of dark matter have been made, but current understanding believes it cannot react with regular matter in a fashion like the assimilation we observe... truly the existence of Wyoming is false... but whatever lies in that space instead... is uncertain.”
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by PP long boy June 2, 2020

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University of Wyoming

Boring little school that is the poster child of 'the middle of nowhere.' The only four year place of higher education (if you want to call it education) in the state. Pros: has a beautiful view, is the state with the second most beautiful girls in the country, has a long term parking lot, there's a Wal-Mart. Cons: Cowboys, Cowboy attitude, lack of culture/class, lack of parking space, there's a Wal-Mart.

Me: "I hate this town, with a passion."

If you don't have the 'Cowboy attitude' at the University of Wyoming, you are generally ignored. If you have any sort of taste/class/culture you may be subject to threats of physical violence.

by Wyomingblows January 19, 2009

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Wyoming Drunk

After consuming enough alcohol, in particular 2 Camo Ice 40s and half a bottle of Carstairs, entering a state where you are horny, violent, and crazy....

Allowing for feats of pure stupidity, few human beings have ever thought possible

Have you tried to light an aerosol can on fire in the middle of someone else's bathroom? Or been arrested for trying to go to Wal-Mart at 3 in the morning? Or covered an entire stairwell in vomit?

We just might want to recruit you to the elite of Wyoming Drunk!

by Ridiculism's Beast September 29, 2005

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