i know karate, i know kung fu, you mess with me, i mess with you!

I think I'm cool and I totally pwn you so don't mess with me!

One might say "i know karate, i know kung fu, you mess with me, i mess with you!" To ward off unwanted attention from bullies. Mostly unsessful.
Also, a phrase used often by geeks trying to sound cool.

by tidiris tulzwick December 14, 2008

inlove with you

Im inlove with you <3

definition: Kye is inlove with you <3

by Sh0rtenderman October 20, 2021

only fuckin with you

1.Only having sexual encounters with you
2.Joking with you

1. Boy/Girlfriend: "I'm only fuckin with you, babe"
2. Friend: "I'm only fucking with you, man"

by SqirtThePup December 8, 2015

May the fourth be with you

International Star Wars day; also a day when Star Wars fans from across the globe spread their knowledge on Star Wars

Be strong young Jedi. May the fourth be with you!

by Dubiks May 4, 2019

I am not stuck in here with you,you are stuck in here with me!

When you are stuck in a bad situation,but you are decided to take the person who dragged you into it down with you.
Also used to try and assert dominance over someone.

"Michael Reeves is the definition of:I am not stuck in here with you,you are stuck in here with me!"

*Insert taser sounds and yells of panic*

by MrSchlong August 5, 2021

May The Fourth Be With You

Something teachers say because they think they are funny and cool!

Brittany: Oh my god Roni! The teachers think they are so cool! Like May The Fourth Be With You! Like shut up!
Roni: Yahh! Like stop! Seriously! Like today!!!

by French Tips May 3, 2019

if you don't break up with them, they will break up with you

a quote made by me, because it's the truth

friend: my girlfriend just broke up with me...
me: well you know what they say.. if you don't break up with them, they will break up with you

by Lazar Blade September 21, 2021