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Fan Wiper

Fan Wiper (n.): used as an insult; allergens and dust particles get caught within the blades of the fan. If you are a person who suffers from allergies, you understand how unpleasant these particles can be. now as a fan wiper, you have the duties of collecting the dust and therefor getting stuck with it yourself while the fan gets to enjoy the bliss of being clean and dust free.
You are such a fan wiper
Yeah...
by Pop Fizz May 28, 2008
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Fijian butt wiper

When a girl shits on your dick while giving backshots so you touch butts and clean the shit off of yourself and her with Fiji water
Sam: Dude I just gave this girl a Fijian butt wiper

Jo marant: Nigger
by Laddleee July 10, 2025
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windshield wiper condom

The bag people use to put on the rear windshield wiper before going through a car wash
Don’t forget to take of your windshield wiper condom after the car wash
by Beast.yeast November 23, 2017
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Wiper Stripes

The annoying lines left on a windshield from faulty wipers.
Oh no, I have a bad case of wiper stripes. I have to change those crappy wipers or I'm going to have dirty wiper stripes all Winter!
by Chops wood November 26, 2010
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Side Wiper

A person who stands up horizontally in the direction of the toilet to wipe their own ass.
As I was washing my hands, I heard the sound of the man pulling out sheets of toilet paper to perform the side wipe and notated that his shoes were pointing away from the direction of the toilet. I found it both quite odd and disturbing and in no way shape, manner, or form condone the behavior of a side wiper.
by The dumper jumper February 14, 2023
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wipers

Usually, a group of 5-7 people that are unusually violent. Mostly going for single paired people or teams that are below 3-4 people.
Oh no there are wipers behind us!
Oh no! we're done for!
by jamesderrman September 11, 2022
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Standing wiper

A Dude who stands up and wipes there ass after shitting; similar to preferring Shittin in Da Shower then rather Pissin in Da Shower; a person who should find help at a mental institution
Logan: I Heard Joey is a Standing Wiper
Adrian: WTF, bro is crazy he should find help
Me: Real
by FlippinNuts9000 October 9, 2023
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