Wifey Level

A phrase to describe a scenario that won't happen unless he/she is ready to live with you and enter a long term relationship.

1) Him/Her; Come over and put your load up in me.
Me; Woah, that's some serious wifey level stuff for me.

2) Him/Her: I can't get this big blackhead between my shoulder blades. Will you squeeze it out for me?
Me: Uhhhh nah, that's some serious wifey level stuff. I've got to get going. My dog... needs her... nightly enema.

3) Her: Will you pick up some Tampax while you're at the supermarket before you come over tonight?

Me: That's some serious wifey level stuff. Just do a mobile to-go order and I'll pick it up.

by Not_Tyler207 March 02, 2022

mavericks for lifey wifey

When you in it w ur homie girl and u both be litttty af

Damn we mavericks for lifey wifey

by litttttyness September 21, 2017

wifey moment

A moment of romance or fear facing. Showing Love and encouragement ETC... that the Significant other helped with

Wifey moment- Lindsey Helped Spencer with stage fright when she encouraged him to sing at church

by Wifey Moment August 24, 2019

Wifey Type

A pretty girl with curly hair.

“Damn you see that girl right there.”Yeah thats wifey type”

by user123716 February 21, 2023

rinse the wifey

Spray sperm on your significant other

Yo fam, I’m going to rinse the wifey tonight

by Minicooper1996 December 13, 2017

wifey booty

When the booty so good she wifey for that one reason.

Damn girl you got that wifey booty

by The truth b January 24, 2017

#wifey

18+
a woman
a sophisticated tight pussy phat ass gurl

i don’t need a ring just a gurl who wanna ride with me till the end #wifey

by BumStatusYo December 13, 2018