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tight pants wide stance 

A self explanatory term describing a type of modern snowboarder who wears tight pants and positions their bindings in an extra wide position on the board. They usually put a strong emphasis on jibbing and urban snowboarding, and prefer to ride such hip companies as capita, forecast, dinosaurs will die, santa cruz, rome, and especially holden.
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A penis, usually small in size.
Hey have a look at my little widgey
Widgey by Mimi1888 November 17, 2012

wide ride 

1. A term for a large or heavy female.

2. A term for large buttocks on an average sized body.

3. An oversized motor vehicle that takes up more space than state and federal laws allow.
1. "Move it wide ride, I cant get through the door with you standing there."

2. "Check out the wide ride on that thin blonde over there?"

3. "Fucking wideride trucks, always taking up the highway lanes!"
wide ride by Jimmy Ray August 23, 2004

Wanking Widget 

A device used (often a phone or computer) to assist you in the ritual of regular and/or routine wanking
Argh! I've been really bored recently... My wanking widget is broken and I literally have nothing to do!
Wanking Widget by ThePipingPress August 27, 2014

bare ass wedge 

to earn own or get a serious amount of money
the deal went well i got bare ass wedge for it
bare ass wedge by paul monks February 7, 2008

Off the Wedge 

1) To be "Off the Wedge" - Amazing, awesome, really great

2) To go "Off the Wedge" - Fail, go haywire, mess up
1) That movie was off the wedge!

2) Damn it! The controller went off the wedge!

Widely Believed Fact 


An oxymoron that described a piece of information, theory or idea that despite being repeated frequently, quoted in the media, and known to practically everyone you ask in the street, is still false or misleading. Often used to describe theories in popular science that may have little or no valid evidence to back them up ( A fact that has not been proved is like a virgin who has intercourse, so the phrase is contradictory.)

From the quote by Professor Hubert Farnsworth ( Character in Futurama ) describing an old wives tale

Immunizations cause autism - It's a widely believed fact!