Pianist in a whorehouse 

Someone who types very loudly on a computer keyboard, thumping the keys like a pianist in a whorehouse.

He’s a great engineer but such a violent typist; he thumps those keys like a pianist in a whorehouse.

Pianist in a whorehouse by sam__p August 9, 2023

A right packer in a warehouse

A busybody

Keiran can't keep his nose out of everyone's business. He's a right packer in a warehouse

A right packer in a warehouse by russelsthetypeofguy November 13, 2022

sore as a door on a whorehouse on a payday 

This obviously refers to someone or something being overused and worn the fuck out.

Percy: "Man, look at these hands! They are calloused and bleeding from all of that yardwork!"
Samantha: " You let that shit get overgrown and it needed to be done. Stop acting like you're sore as a door on a whorehouse on a payday. Now fetch me some sweet tea!"

sore as a door on a whorehouse on a payday by von groovy July 12, 2024