when a man consumes a large amount of methamphetamine, then tries to engage in any form of sexuall intercourse, but his weeiner turns into a gummie worm and will not get hard.
girl i was so excited when monndo came over, we layed in my bed and the motha fuka had speed weenie. chump ass commin here wit dat shit uh uhh
by onasicone March 14, 2011
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The process of taking any male human being and grabbing the shaft of his penis and pulling it up and tying it around his shoulder. If the genitalia has not ripped by this point, you proceed to take the man and turn him on his side and strum on his stretched out penis as if you would do on a banjo making very melodic and beautiful sounds.
Jeff: Man! This song is so soothing.
Mike: Of course it is, it's made using one of the most beautiful instruments on earth.
Jeff: What would that be?
Mike: The Weener Banjo, of course!
Mike: Of course it is, it's made using one of the most beautiful instruments on earth.
Jeff: What would that be?
Mike: The Weener Banjo, of course!
by JuicyWookie February 14, 2012
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by hillwil July 28, 2012
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Andy: I can't believe we have to work for the fifth Saturday in a row.
JR: I know we are definitey getting reamed with the ol big green weenie again.
JR: I know we are definitey getting reamed with the ol big green weenie again.
by salty pirate January 23, 2007
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by Gayvin Lucky June 10, 2009
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You guys are such weenerbeetles
by chachacha14141414 July 25, 2010
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