ski mom

The mother of a family who skis. She drives around in an Escalade and is often from Mass, New York, Jersey, or Connecticut. She puts many bumper stickers for vermont resorts she has never even heard of. She occasionally joins the dad and kids on their weekend trips, and when she does, she takes a couple runs on groomers then sits in the lodge all day sipping cocoa in front of a fireplace while holding a table for eight, even though others are desperately looking for seats. On the lift, she brags about certain runs that she in fact didn't do. She will then brag about her children's ski "achievements" and claim that she is a local. When she gets back home to jersey she brags to all her lady friends about her ski "abilities". Like a ski dad, also very rude and inconsiderate to others on the mountain.

On gondola at Stowe
Ski mom: Hourglass was sweet! Maybe I will do it again...
Other person on lift: Oh really? I want to head up there but I don't want to go in the backcountry alone, wanna come with me?
Ski mom: Oh, uhhh...I meant it was sweet when I did it last year but I tore my ACL a few days after so now I can only ski blues. Sorry...

by joebob455 May 15, 2011

Ski Poling

When one girl give two simultaneous handjobs to two men.
*Ergo, "Night Ski Poling" occurs when each man is unaware that the other is receiving a hand as well.

Danielle went ski poling with Latham and Ferris.

by BDubbz David Moreass December 15, 2003

cock skiing

The act of give a double hand job or double blowjob..

She was cock skiing the both of us..

by THrrn July 12, 2016

Skiing on tits

To Be on easy street.
To have it made for you.
Everythings going great

Damn, once I get that promotion, im gunna be skiing on tits

by SolidGould January 1, 2009

Ski Instructor

Code for a cocaine dealer. Derived from the terms associated with cocaine like "snow" and "lift tickets".

Hey man, call that Ski Instructor and get those lift tickets.

by Favnuts April 25, 2008

go skiing

1.) v. The act of snorting cocaine.
2.) v. The sexual position in which a woman stimulates two men simultaneously, one penis in either hand.

1.) The friends left to go skiing in the Yayo Mountains over the weekend.

2.) At keg parties, she would often go skiing with the guys beside her on the couch.

by Dubious Skunk November 15, 2005

Ski Hoe

A girl who becomes a hoe, and exchanges her services for cocaine.

That ski hoe will do anything for an 8ball.

by Joe7 January 28, 2007