ANOTHER term for beatin' the meat. When you get out a hand warmer, you normally shake it real hard so it will warm up faster. Kind of same emphasis with the meat part.
John: Oh my god, Alex, your face is so red! And you're out of breath! And there's a stain on the carpet! What did you DO!?
Alex: Oh, you know. I was just shaking the hand warmer.
Alex: Oh, you know. I was just shaking the hand warmer.
by Diesektd Frawg May 1, 2009
Get the Shaking the hand warmermug. A reusable heated massage pad. Looks like a heart shaped boob implant with a little metal disk inside. Snap the disk and it starts to heat up. After use, boil it for 10 minutes and start all over!
by cdoodle October 7, 2009
Get the Heart Warmer Massagermug. When one person sits on a another persons lap while on the toilet and defecates through there legs and tells them what they want for Christmas.
I heard about these scatt videos that feature soft serve, Hot plates, and dirty Santa Clause Seat Warmers...
by Hollywood B! February 1, 2010
Get the Dirty Santa Clause Seat Warmermug. Creating a warm, fresh turd or piece of fecal matter that is then held in your hand to prevent frostbite.
by Giggling_santa February 10, 2025
Get the Minnesota Hand Warmermug. by DanielKerscher October 12, 2022
Get the forehead warmermug. When you stick your thumb in a female's asshole while you're banging her doggy style. If she complains, you say it was to keep your thumb warm.
Bro, I was banging this chick doggy style behind a dumpster for hours and I gave her a thumb warmer. She was into it.
by JT Return of the Mack 9797 May 25, 2025
Get the Thumb Warmermug. 