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Shaking the hand warmer

ANOTHER term for beatin' the meat. When you get out a hand warmer, you normally shake it real hard so it will warm up faster. Kind of same emphasis with the meat part.
John: Oh my god, Alex, your face is so red! And you're out of breath! And there's a stain on the carpet! What did you DO!?

Alex: Oh, you know. I was just shaking the hand warmer.
by Diesektd Frawg May 1, 2009
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Heart Warmer Massager

A reusable heated massage pad. Looks like a heart shaped boob implant with a little metal disk inside. Snap the disk and it starts to heat up. After use, boil it for 10 minutes and start all over!
Man, my Heart Warmer Massager is the best at relieving aches and pains!
by cdoodle October 7, 2009
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Dirty Santa Clause Seat Warmer

When one person sits on a another persons lap while on the toilet and defecates through there legs and tells them what they want for Christmas.
I heard about these scatt videos that feature soft serve, Hot plates, and dirty Santa Clause Seat Warmers...
by Hollywood B! February 1, 2010
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Box Warmer

A box warmer is a wool garment shaped like a purse. One strap hangs from your neck, while the other loops around through your legs to go around the back of your shoulders. In the front connecting the straps is a square piece of material, usually wool, to keep your unmentionables warm.
Usually worn on a chilly day under ones clothes
It was quite cold out this morning so I wore my box warmer
by Tuuuurd March 9, 2010
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Titty Warmer

a heater for the breast.
titty warmer; sheep skin nipple warmer; baby's mouth.
by penis tip December 21, 2010
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Cooch warmer

A friend/bro/homie that warms up cooch for you to score with
Dude chuck is the worlds greatest cooch warmer. the guy can really get me laid
by Kachuck July 30, 2010
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scrotom warmer

a device for prtecting urself from sluts
me: that bitch made me wear a scrotom warmer.
by josefh October 17, 2007
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