Shaking the hand warmer

ANOTHER term for beatin' the meat. When you get out a hand warmer, you normally shake it real hard so it will warm up faster. Kind of same emphasis with the meat part.

John: Oh my god, Alex, your face is so red! And you're out of breath! And there's a stain on the carpet! What did you DO!?

Alex: Oh, you know. I was just shaking the hand warmer.

by Diesektd Frawg May 1, 2009

Heart Warmer Massager

A reusable heated massage pad. Looks like a heart shaped boob implant with a little metal disk inside. Snap the disk and it starts to heat up. After use, boil it for 10 minutes and start all over!

Man, my Heart Warmer Massager is the best at relieving aches and pains!

by cdoodle October 7, 2009

Dirty Santa Clause Seat Warmer

When one person sits on a another persons lap while on the toilet and defecates through there legs and tells them what they want for Christmas.

I heard about these scatt videos that feature soft serve, Hot plates, and dirty Santa Clause Seat Warmers...

by Hollywood B! February 1, 2010

Titty Warmer

a heater for the breast.

titty warmer; sheep skin nipple warmer; baby's mouth.

by penis tip December 21, 2010

Asbury Hot Dog Warmer

Placing one's dong in between buttcheeks to warm that puppy up during the colder months.

Dale: It's so blustery out today!
Luke: I could really go for an Asbury Hot Dog Warmer.
Dale: I got you bro!

by Wagonwheel69 November 18, 2021

Mustache Warmer

When you want to sit on someone's face or would like to.

I'm vladimir putin's mustache warmer.

I want to be your mustache warmer.

by Suicide_Snuggy August 11, 2022

fart warmer

Heated car seats...Duh!

Man it was so cold driving to work yesterday, I had to use the fart warmer.

by Chas501 January 8, 2018