New Hampshire Boob Warmer

When u get in a squatting position and screech the sound of a seagull while u shit on her boob

I just gave Jenn a New Hampshire boob warmer

by Yates6120 December 08, 2019

Shaking the hand warmer

ANOTHER term for beatin' the meat. When you get out a hand warmer, you normally shake it real hard so it will warm up faster. Kind of same emphasis with the meat part.

John: Oh my god, Alex, your face is so red! And you're out of breath! And there's a stain on the carpet! What did you DO!?

Alex: Oh, you know. I was just shaking the hand warmer.

by Diesektd Frawg May 01, 2009

Heart Warmer Massager

A reusable heated massage pad. Looks like a heart shaped boob implant with a little metal disk inside. Snap the disk and it starts to heat up. After use, boil it for 10 minutes and start all over!

Man, my Heart Warmer Massager is the best at relieving aches and pains!

by cdoodle October 07, 2009

Dirty Santa Clause Seat Warmer

When one person sits on a another persons lap while on the toilet and defecates through there legs and tells them what they want for Christmas.

I heard about these scatt videos that feature soft serve, Hot plates, and dirty Santa Clause Seat Warmers...

by Hollywood B! February 01, 2010

scrotom warmer

a device for prtecting urself from sluts

me: that bitch made me wear a scrotom warmer.

by josefh October 02, 2007

scrotom warmer

someone who sits in the lap of guys to get their "attension"

guy1: that slut sat in my lap
guy 2:what a fucking scrotom warmer

by backers October 02, 2007

scrotom warmer

a hot chick
that rubs herself
on other dudes
when dancing.
this usually results
in a hard-on

that hot bitch has been rubbin on me all night
scrotom warmer

by .jase October 02, 2007