An overtly extreme case of sweating that results in or produces a vertical line of sweat over the crack of one's ass, typically caused by vigorous exertion. Could also be known as "water on the rear"
At the gym I saw a girl come out of the cardio kick boxing class and she had a severe case of vertical swamp ass. Gross.
by star9shine February 07, 2008
A vertical (girl upside down, guy standing up) 69 with your choice of banana split topping: whipped cream, chocolate syrup, etc.
The Vertical Banana Split: guy picks up girl and turns her upside down so pussy is in face, apply chosen topping, proceed to suck/lick each others genitals. nom nom nom nom :P :O
by showerlovers October 29, 2009
When someone finishes a drink that comes in a can (i.e. Monster, Red Bull, Soda, Beer, etc...)and they tilt the can 90 degrees perpendicular to the walking surface (ground).
1: Just walked pass a guy doing the Vertical Can Salute.
2: Oh yeah, What was he drinking?
3: Tall can. Monster, Maybe?
2: Oh yeah, What was he drinking?
3: Tall can. Monster, Maybe?
by Barnhill_AM November 13, 2016
The crevice of the buttocks. Generally, a sarcastic response to a question regarding the whereabouts of a lost item, or a question regarding where an item ought to be placed.
Question: "I've lost my keys, do you know where they are?"
Answer: "Have you checked your vertical brown file?"
Question: "Where should I file this memo?"
Answer: "Try the vertical brown file."
Answer: "Have you checked your vertical brown file?"
Question: "Where should I file this memo?"
Answer: "Try the vertical brown file."
by orwell miller July 16, 2008
A lip piercing on both sides, much like a labret. This peircing actually travels through one's lip (like the name implies) vertically.
vertical labret double vertical labret
by Anon C June 25, 2009
by Radio james January 18, 2008
(noun):A very slender and nonsloppy Vag-piece, in which you have a dick seizure with. the complete opposite of the dreaded "turkey Curtains", and the well-known "Roast Beef Drapery"
"Dr. Nigggerstein rode that vertical axe wound til he nutted a nigger load onto the dumb bitch's chin" (see chin omlette).
by MOFUCKIN DYL April 26, 2007