A Vancouver Ventriloquist is a sexual act that is highly erotic for women. The giver of the double V must first have decently long finger nails, preferably at least two weeks growth. To start the giver inserts their fist inside the receivers vagina. As the fisting is occurring the giver, without warning, must insert their arm as deep as possible inside the receiver. Then the giver should dig their finger nails as deep as possible into the wall of the vagina and scratch feverishly. This in turn will make the receiver scream like a puppet.
I was fisting this bitch last night and slipped her the old Vancouver Ventriloquist, man did she scream!
I pulled a Jeff Dunham on my wife last night, unfortunately I had to take her to the hospital.
I pulled a Jeff Dunham on my wife last night, unfortunately I had to take her to the hospital.
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Late again, vanhouten?
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They’re a large-ish group in Canada bc and you only know about them if u live in Canada
it’s the next time Horton’s amirite 🤠🤠
They’re a large-ish group in Canada bc and you only know about them if u live in Canada
it’s the next time Horton’s amirite 🤠🤠
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There's also a hobo shooting up heroin every 2 meters, Just avoid anywhere outside the highrise area. especially surrey.
Also good luck moving here. housing prices go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
There's also a hobo shooting up heroin every 2 meters, Just avoid anywhere outside the highrise area. especially surrey.
Also good luck moving here. housing prices go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Person 1: Hey you hear Jake is moving to Vancouver
Person 2: very funny. nobody can afford that.
Person 1: well he's already a heroin addict so I think he fits the bill
Person 2: very funny. nobody can afford that.
Person 1: well he's already a heroin addict so I think he fits the bill
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Person1: Hey have you tried to join vaktovia?
Person2: Isn't that where faggots cry about how they lost an RCL raid?
Person1: Yeah, they're kinda faggots.
Person2: Isn't that where faggots cry about how they lost an RCL raid?
Person1: Yeah, they're kinda faggots.
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