Ur girlfriend a trap

The ultimate of the ultimate roasts. If used, the multiverse dissolves apart even God would be dissolved in the black hole. Nothing remains.(just an empty void)

Jake: ur mom gay
Carl: no u
Jake: ur ancestors incestors and ur family tree LGBT.

Carl: Then I must regret doing this. Its my final move.

Jake: yeah. Go on faggot

Carl: ur girlfriend a trap.

*jake screams and turns into dust and then the universe gets sucked in a black hole when then destroys the entire multiverse into an empty void. Even God was wiped from existence. Nothing is left but an empty a pitch dark void.

by Saitama 777 December 1, 2020

ur dog a frog

The absolute fucking pinnacle of insults not only will they just be utterly demolished, this will cause the Mariana Trench to rupture and the Yellowstone Volcano to erupt. Then when all is said and done, the fucking moon will collide with the earth on the exact spot of the person who has been insulted.

Tim: Dude, fuck you.
Joe: Ur dog a frog.
Tim: What...?
Joe: *engulfed in flames*
*Yellowstone begins erupting as the world slowing falls into pieces from the Mariana Trench rupturing*
*The moon collides with the earth on the exact spot of Tim*

by Mother__Goose May 18, 2018

ur dog a log

Only to be used in extreme, dire situations, in which every phrase in your arsenal has been either used, exhausted, or turned against you. This is the ultimate comeback which, once uttered triggers a chain reaction of events that collapses the sun, destroys the Milky Way galaxy, and ends all life in the universe as we know it. This is final. This is The End.

John:Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur brother mother, ur sister mister, ur grandpap a trap, ur ancestors incestors, and your family tree LGBT.
Henry: You've left me no choice.
John: Wait stop I didn't mean any o-.
Henry: It's too late. You've doomed us all.
John:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Henry:ur dog a log.
*Gunshots sound, screams in the distance, sirens can be heard from afar. The moon has ceased to exist. The galaxy is spiraling 200000x faster, tearing itself and everything around it apart at rapid speeds. The end of the universe has come. There is no salvation. God has left the server.

by KingKonguptheAss June 6, 2018

Ur friend a penis bend

Worse than ur brother a mother

Jake: Ur mom gay
Jamal: Ur dad lesbian
Jake: granny tranny
Jamal: Ur sister a mister
Jake: Ur brother a mother
Jamal: Ur friend a penis bend
*crowd goes wild*

by Toccena March 20, 2018

ur cat a mat

The worst insult in the English language. Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur grandpap a trap, ur sister a mister, ur brother a mother, and ur dog a log
Every time this is said the universe gets one step closer to deletion.

Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person 3: lol u guys are such fucking nerds
Person 1: oh yeah person 3? ur cat a mat
*Person 3 explodes and the universe deletes itself*

by ey das prety guud May 14, 2018

Ur daddy a trappy

An insult compared to ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian but to an even greater effect.

Mark:dude ur mom gay

Doug:oh yeah ur daddy a trappy
*Mark disintergrates into ash from harsh roast*

by gonzalo878 March 13, 2018

ur tot a thot

a secret weapon to use in a conversation when someone unleashes ur grandpap a trap and destroys the next generation of the other dude

(a tot is a very young child)

Dude: ur mom gay

You : ur dad lesbian

Dude: no u

You: ur granny tranny

Dude: UR GRANDPAP A TRAP

You: UR TOT A THOT

*dude explodes and turns into a black hole sucking everything because he gay*

by luyil May 10, 2018