ur mum

when someone has nothing to say to a sentence, they say the phrase "ur mum" or a "ur mum" joke since they cant think of anything else with their nincompoop brain.

"Ugh i wish you would listen to me, even my mom listens better" "probably because ur mums so fat and her ears are so big even when shes tired of your bullshit she still has to"

by the real fish comfirmed May 28, 2023

ur mum

quite funny joke ahhahaha

wow ur mum

by urmumisaverycoolhuman August 24, 2022

ur mum

ur mum is pretty much ur mum aka also known as ur mother and ur mum is a very common occurrence in a conversation with your friend

if u were talking u say "hello my g ur mum looks leng"

by mr super leng guy April 05, 2022

ur mum

an insult that is so painful to the opponent that most of the time he just dies

Jeff: your birthday was good
Sam: ur mum was good
Jeff: *dies*

by Caverace November 11, 2020

ur mum

The ultimate insult that can work on anything just by slightly altering someones sentence with 'ur mum' .it can also be written as 'ur mom'.

person 1: "you're fat"
person 2: "ur mum is fat"
person 1: "that insult is so unoriginal"
person 2: "ur mum is so unoriginal"

by The Epicster May 04, 2020

ur mum

the insult that has one weakness which as known as no u
and a inssult thats better ur dad lesbian

no u is ur mum's weakness

by VoidVortex November 24, 2022

ur mum

ur mum is ur mum

"ur mum"

by shwatylikeamelody June 28, 2022