Guy 1: I can get 80 wpm while cock typing but when I have an erection I can get 120.
Guy 2: This is why you have no friends
Guy 2: This is why you have no friends
by Ihaveanaccount November 07, 2020
by Bird_Skull June 27, 2016
Boob Type: Verb; the act of inadvertently typing words while one's breast is pressed to a technological device.
super_cool28: daskgjbn----111,.
softballer99: What?!
super_cool28: Sorry! I was carrying my laptop downstairs and I pressed it against my boob by accident!
softballer99: OMG! You boob-typed!
softballer99: What?!
super_cool28: Sorry! I was carrying my laptop downstairs and I pressed it against my boob by accident!
softballer99: OMG! You boob-typed!
by IVS September 20, 2009
by Brainfreeze193 January 20, 2010
Texting more than one person at a time, thus failing to give your undivided attention to either recipient.
That bastard was two-typing me and his mistress, then he got confused and called me his dirty bit on the side!
by Vizoneski February 06, 2017
Oh shit, Catleen is angry-typing again. You can tell if she's pissed at you since she's always mood-typing.
by lsuser04 January 22, 2007
A Philadelphia colloquialism used while politely questioning someone's presence in reality. Hardly ever used directly at the person unless meaning to insult them. Often used when someone is making little to no sense in any and all situations. The word "Type" may or may not be omitted
"He was on some other type time saying a quarter of an hour is 25 minutes"
"What was up with that dude making no sense?" - "idk, he was on some other type time"
*Someone asks a ridiculous question* - snarky answer - "I have a question, what time are you even on?
"What was up with that dude making no sense?" - "idk, he was on some other type time"
*Someone asks a ridiculous question* - snarky answer - "I have a question, what time are you even on?
by Blushing Caligula March 29, 2023