too dot to trot

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Some sites appear to be too dot to trot.

by Hercolena Oliver August 29, 2008

Potty Trot

A swift walk and/or near gallop that occurs when desperately searching for an open bathroom stall during peak usage hours (See "Push Hour" definition).

I had to Potty Trot to the upstairs bathroom on the other side of the building to find an open stall!

by Kap21 October 03, 2018

taco trots

diarrhea caused by tacos and/or Mexican food

he can't eat at Mexican restaurants because he always ends up having the taco trots

by Lady Dollface May 06, 2020

trotting harness

White trash girl (or any girl) wearing her best come and get me outfit. A woman all dressed up looking draw attention.

Uh oh Eddy must have pissed off Peggy again. She’s got her trotting harness on looking to get laid.

by Bucee the dog January 01, 2023

tuxedo trots

When your at a wedding and have massive diarrhea flowing out of you while you run the the bathroom.

Mom: Where is jimmy going so fast the weddings about to start?
Grandpa: Oh he ate the Indian food; so he got the tuxedo trots!

by Nickypoo69 August 23, 2017

horse trot

A fun genital party trick in which a man turns his back to the crowd and drops his pants, and his nutsack dangles and bounces while he trots like a horse. Taking a shit while you do it is not recommended but it would really show some commitment to the joke

I know I blacked out last night, but I remember laughing hysterically when Duke broke out the horse trot

by Rod Bangwell September 06, 2023

Side Trot

Asian female reproductive organ

Hey look at that Asian girl. I bet she has an amazing side trot.

by MJHSballer December 31, 2010