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the troll

The troll is the number one threat to humanity as he has always been. Standing at 7 feet tall, he is rail thin and usually slouches to appear two feet shorter. He sports a reddish blue skin and two foot long tusks. For reasons unknown (perhaps a result of his carribean origions) he speaks with a thick jamaican accent. Born in Haiti as a result of a dark ritual by a whichdoctor, he is the embodiment of evil. A practitioner of the arcane arts, the troll is a renouned mage; his stark purple is testimate to this. He has been known to cause unbelieve havok throughout human civilization. He shot bambi's mother, sunk the titanic, the luisitania, and destroyed the roman colluseum (single handedly, i might add). He has never been caught as periodically jumps inside of people through their ear and hollows them out from the inside. Thus, he is able to commit his horrible acts incognito. The only time he ventures out is to feed. He can regularly be seen leaving children's hospitals with a squirming burlap sack. The only man who knows of his presence, and consequently the only one who can defeat him, is Dan Scarfoni.
The troll stared at the kindergarten hungrily, "Oh i bet they're tasty." he said.
by soodonim June 11, 2008
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Trolling

The act of being bothersome or annoying to a group of like-minded people, usually with casual opposition, rather than sincere opposition, to those people's ideals.

Also, usually done over the internet.
The atheist-troll finished his supper, so he decided to do some quick trolling on Facebook, by posting pictures of giant flying spirit monsters labeled "God".
by WeThePreeple October 2, 2012
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troll

noun. A decidedly hideous individual.
She is such a troll!
by Jabuti37 May 5, 2005
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troll

Assholes on forums and message boards who are blatantly trying to fuck with people.
EXAMPLES:
blatant post-whoring
blatant spamming
blatantly trying to goad people
blatantly shitting all over people's beliefs over and over and over again and again and again,etc
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If you can't tell the difference between somebody's honest heartfelt opinions and beliefs and some fucking blatant troll then you have no business being a mod.YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE YOU SAD EXCUSE FOR A MOD YOU!
A troll is someone who should be beaten severely.
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troll

adj.

A synonym for trolly. Can be used to describe an act of trolling, or a troll. Homonymous with the noun form, troll. Can be used in such ways as "so troll," or just "troll" as a comment, in the same sentence pattern as "so stupid" or "gay" can be used. In the latter form, it may be ambiguous whether the statement "troll" is meant as a noun i.e. labeling someone as a troll, or an adjective, i.e. labeling an action as trolly or as a deliberate act of trolling.
Sam raised his hand in the College Democrats meeting and said, "This meeting is gay. I thought this was the anti-affirmative action club. Must've taken a wrong turn" I just sat there and shook my head. So troll.
by weirdalsuperfan April 2, 2015
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trolling

Trolling was original True meaning is causing chaos ,lieing, and backstabbing...until some trolls .The original form or True meaning of trolls.started or thought they could redefine ..it as their own way of thinking ..just like multitasking ,,multimedia ,and alike. Look up a Real troll in every day life from the Christian /Yeshua follower Trolls are Demons period. They spreading, chaos and lies and backstabbing. This term was spread by a Christians so their you have it. True definition of Trolls are spreading, chaos and lies and backstabbing.
You are trolling ann. You are trolling irc
by King Arthure May 25, 2017
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troll

by fuck3 February 14, 2022
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