Roasted and Toasted

When somebody gets nothing close to roasted but whatever they say is funny.

You got Roasted and Toasted because you said "I'm dumb" and then said "But what if i wasn't!?!?!?"

by Jackattack647814846 January 1, 2018

toasted cheese and bacon sandwich

a spadge filled and very hanging vagina.

i prized apart her minge lips and it looked like a toasted cheese and bacon sandwich.

by sam Hell June 22, 2004

twoasted

adj. - a drunken buzz that usually onsets quickly.

..twoasted of the hizzy fo' shizzy my nizzy...

by Andy Mack September 25, 2005

Toasted Thunder

1. a slightly tanner version of vanilla thunder.

mannn, ima get me some toasted thunder.

by packratt5 July 17, 2009

toasted dope nugget

a pot head eating a chicken nugget.

Your such a toasted dope nugget!

by varholaj April 12, 2011

Toasted

Toasted (Adj) Excited
Syn: excited
Ant: unexcited

TOTALLY TOASTED!!! :D

by WINR4R May 21, 2011

Toasted Head

While getting head grab the girls hair and light the back of her hair on fire.

Brady: What happened to the back of her head dog.
Jordan: I gave her a toasted head last night and now she wont talk to me.

by adamlevine069 September 28, 2011